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Being A Rather Irregular Register Of Things Psychedelic, Professional Wrestling, Urban Anguish, Prostate Health, and The Films of, I Dunno, Let's Say Michael Curtiz and Raoul Walsh

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Not so much actually.

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Sharp as a thistle!

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Oh, Prince Jammy, you make everything irie...

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Johnny Depp 'Not Too Far' From Giving Up Acting

I thought he did that ages ago...

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G'night (genuinely) funny man. Your influence was profound, as was your hair.

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That right there is American journalism at its best. No, really. That's the best it can do. Dick jokes. Fucking BRILLIANT dick joke in this case, but still...

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Visit Original Link

Life is pain.

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NYC: Now like Texas, only with more abortion! And gay marriage. And voting rights. And Democrats.

Okay, maybe not so much like Texas, but Jebus Fuck In A Convection Oven it is HOT, so there's that.

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'The Simpsons' To Guest Star On 'Family Guy' Next Year (2014)

I will watch that.

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The Bieb is steadily proving a weirder and more unpleasant boy than imagined but nothing quite explains the masturbating Klaus Kinski tatt. Seriously, what's the story there?

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The Prototype vs The American Dragon circa 2003. SummerSlam can't come soon enough.

Also, would somebody please call Ernest 'The Cat' Miller's mama? Thank you.

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So basically, the root causes of terrorism should not be discussed in front of the children and Adam Levine's heinous crimes against art are okely-dokely. Got it.

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Arrivederc' to Sic Alps. I probably should've paid more attention when I had the chance - that last record is indeed pretty sic(k). Ah well - see you in five years on the inevitable reunion run.

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I get it!

Seriously, I shopped from these guys multiple times before it clicked.

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Le Cinéma Est Morty (or, Bad For The Jews)

Baumbach, Stiller, Horowitz, and the jism guy from Girls together at last. Howzabout I make a $12 donation to the ADL and you just don't bother.

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This, on the other hand, is noise I can love. 

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Doomed.