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milo. 19. just trying to get by.

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Protective Big Brother / Friend Starters

Feel free to add more!

"Are you sure you can trust him?"

"At least tell me when and where they're going to drop you off."

"They look kinda shady."

"I don't like him."

"Look, you're safety is my utmost concern, if they do anything funny, don't hesitate to call me."

"Check up with me when you move places or anything that might come up, alright?"

"You remember what I told you about these types of people, right?"

"I'm not trying to me protective, I just care about you."

"Be careful, don't forget to call!"

"Don't touch him/her/them!"

"Just what do you think you're doing?"

"Look, I may fight with my siblings, but once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing me."

"Lay a finger on them, and that finger comes off."

"I'm keeping an eye out for you."

"They may trust you, but I know people like you who gains their trust before stabbing them in the back."

"Give you their love? More like give me your heart before I anything else?"

[eeriecrests]

Chapter 2

Why does it feel so weird when we’re around each other.

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[inescapableillusions]

my attempt at a poem

[miloanew-blog]

"I can't sleep" Starters

[ contents below are super cute and might get a lil angsty! ]

"C-can you stay for a while?"

"Rub my back please?"

"Don't leave me."

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

"Why are you still up?!"

"You need to sleep!"

"Do you know what time it is?"

"You should be sleeping..."

"Are you okay?"

"I'll get you a glass of water."

"Sleep with me?"

"Please stay."

"I don't want to sleep alone."

"I'm scared of the dark..."

"I had a nightmare."

[rarerpmemes]

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF;; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but _____ is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. ❜

❛ _____, you’re my hero. ❜

❛ Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. ❜

❛ _____ has never been in love - at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. ❜

❛ Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole! Asshole! ❜

❛ The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. ❜

❛ Oh, he’s very popular _____. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. ❜

❛ The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. ❜

❛ I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. ❜

❛ There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen… ❜

❛ I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. ❜

❛ So that’s how it is in their family… ❜

❛ He’s gonna marry me. ❜

❛ Look, it’s real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off. ❜

❛ The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything. ❜

❛ Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. ❜

❛ Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft. ❜

❛ Hey, _____. You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym? ❜

❛ The city looks so peaceful from up here. ❜

❛ Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. ❜

❛ I think I see my dad. ❜

❛ You killed the car. ❜

❛ Get off of the float! ❜

❛ You’ve gone to far. We’re going to get busted. ❜

❛ A: You can never go too far. B: If I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that. ❜

❛ I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign? ❜

❛ I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. ❜

❛ You fellas have nothing to worry about. I’m a professional. ❜

❛ In a nutshell: I hate my brother. ❜

❛ It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong… a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows? ❜

❛ The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?” ❜

❛ If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. ❜

❛ You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade. ❜

❛ I weep for the future. ❜

❛ A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile. ❜

❛ Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! ❜

❛ You’re just gonna have to think of somethin’ else. I’m puttin’ my foot down. ❜

❛ I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. ❜

❛ This isn’t over yet buster, do you read me? ❜

❛ I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.❜

❛ You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do. ❜

❛ How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? ❜

❛ Between grief and nothing… I’ll take grief. ❜

❛ Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo. ❜

❛ Do you have a kiss for daddy? ❜

❛ You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore. ❜

[vaememes]

Send a word for a specific text from my muse to yours.

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[rpxmusings]

                            you’ll always remember the moment god took her away ——    for the weight of the 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 was placed on your shoulders that day

[rp-memes-cafe]

Ask my muse anything you want

Any time you want. However you want. No matter the topic, subject, genre, it doesn’t matter. Ask away. It can be serious. It can be silly. It can be NSFW or SFW. When I say anything, I mean anything! You’re not bothering me, I promise. In fact, you’re making my day!

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[kiarakirai-deactivated20200605]

[rpsituations-blog]

My muse is suffering from a high fever. What does your muse do?

[smollmikey]

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

send a name and a sentence xx

[creamcheese-rpmemes]

Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

[miloanew-blog]

“So I’ve been checking out the new Ducktales.”

“I can’t believe my boyfriend is literally the green duck.”

[rpmemcd-blog]

Jealousy meme

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

“I noticed them checking you out.”

“Were you checking them out?”

“So… they’re good-looking, right?”

“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”

“Just admit that you like them.”

“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”

“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”

“They were hitting on you.”

‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”

“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”

“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”

“Are you going to leave me for them?”

“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

“You deserve better than them.”

“They’re not even that good-looking.”

“What do you see in them?”

“Why do you stay with them?”

“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”

“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”

“You should just leave them.”

for characters talking about their ex

“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”

“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”

“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”

“They moved on so quickly.”

“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”

“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”

“They never looked at me like they look at them.”

for friends

“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”

“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”

“I feel like a third-wheel.”

“They’re pretty fun, right?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”

“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”

“You two have more in common, anyways.”

“It’s alright; I have other friends.”

for children characters talking to their parents

“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”

“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”

“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”

“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”

“I hate my (brother / sister)!”

“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

random

“Am I hotter than that person?”

“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”

“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”

“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”

“I look better in this than them, right?”

“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”

“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

[twinsleft-blog]

shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

[rpmemesandmusings]

3 am sentence starters

“ why are you awake? “

“ i can’t sleep. “

“ go to bed already. “

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “

“ i’m. so. tired. “

“ i had a nightmare. “

“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “

“ when’s the last time you slept? “

“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 

“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “

“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “

“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “

“ is something wrong? “

“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “

“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “

“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “

“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “

“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 

“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “

“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “