Slimy Secretions Fresh From The Mime

Free range mime farmer

[mimeslime]

Rat themed presidents names. Joe biting

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[nociceptrix]

first reply under a video of a human heart being groped

[kosmogrl]

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

[averagebiboy]

You ever just wanna fuck?

[segamascott]

not really

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[segamascott]

[pizzamafiaart]

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[pitbolshevik]

[jumex]

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[egberts]

[angelicguy]

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

[digitalfossils]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]