SCOUTDABOMB

got a little inspo from other TF2 rp accounts and I haven't see a scout one! yall can ask stuff, RP and so much more if ya want!!! [I can do ships, ocs, mini rp, and so on] [I will not do spyXscout!!] [I would love fan art and any gifts if yall want to do that!] [I can do nswf! no anon tho!!!]

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hey mod here!! scouts Ex-husband ( @tf2-nurse-is-dreaming ) thought I updated my scout just a bit due to him being a version of scout (I a

SCOUTDABOMB

hey mod here! u found the body of scout I'm mini Describing! for those looking at scout like "what the fuck?" here is an easy way to see sc

ok mini recap scout was normal scout dated nurse scout and nurse had fight scout was mimic scout married nurse scout saw that nurse wa

I'm just posting links. . .better than that long text T-T

[THIS BLOG IS DEAD! IT IS MY MAIN! I SWEAR IF I GET ANOTHER COMMENT TELLING ME MY LIKES ARE ON IMA TWEAK AND PIN YOU ALL TO THE WALL OF SHAME!!! YES I DO NOT CARE!!! WOOP WOOP!!! I BARLEY TOUCH TUMBLR BECAUSE OF THIS!!!]

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hey dude private your likes or warn people, because since your likes are public things you like will be shown to your followers, including all the smut you like. Just giving you a heads up

thanks i guess but i do that on purpose. if its an issue then dont follow.

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

. . . .uhhhhhh welp dont know. . .i left years ago. . .so um 5 out of 10???

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💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome >:p💌

helo:D

HI TB! :D

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“Henlo Scout”

-@iaminyourbones-but-rp

hello. . .child

[tavernofdragons]

Yeah... I made things worse....

I should not be allowed to use loadout maker anymore

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When Mimic brings home a dead body:

(sorry im now seeing this and thought of that)

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Pucker up.. I’m gonna give you a lil’ smooch

i-. . . .uhhh. . .i have a husband. . .i. . .uhhh. . .

*he looks down at the floor in confusion on what to do and just wants oliver back*

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Hello ren.... I continue to have a crippling account problem

- Tav

@tavernofdragons

we know tavern. you made me do a second take on why magneto was following me on tumblr

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*blinks, clearly dont look fine*

- @nice-shot-mate

LOVE!? NO NO NU DIE!!!!!

[katareyoudrilling]

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

[voparwave69]

Literally it won't let me put eeblogs back and there was so many it was making my phone crash.

But @livefromthegallows who tagged me up in this had a moral oral dude and @poutyrootveggie ofc had vriska...

I am so safe because obviously we're fucking an getting high

I don't wanna tag because I don't want to leave nobody out so whoever sees this can play along 🎊

[apple-boy-111]

i hope i would be safe around the band members of MCR and a handful of cheerleaders..

[open tag ;3]

[1m1npa1n]

Helll yeah

I’m fine

I would immediately make out with him

what

(Idk who to Tag srry)

[spcebarr]

uhhh i know you didnt tag me but im going to pretend you tagged me

HELP..

@behestofheaven

[tavernofdragons]

Silly enough

Also.........

:3

@donethatbeforelong @azuralnguyendd @horrorscoutblog @darkcloudsatnight @iaminyourbones @iaminyourorgans @iaminyour-walls @iaminsideyourwalls @ionlypostmymeemocs @terbiuminatrenchcoat

+ open tag

I'm pretty sure most of those are moots. Could be wrong

[terbiuminatrenchcoat]

woag

thanks for the tag Osi!:D

I think I'm fucked btw!

Safety: 2/10

@purple-cannibal @donethatbeforelong @azuralnguyendd @horrorscoutblog @darkcloudsatnight @i-am-inside-your-bones @the-depressed-comedic-relief @goblinick @r4cc0on-in-tr4shcan @anonnzone + open tags:]

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IM NOT SAFE @tavernofdragons @donethatbeforelong @i-am-inside-your-bones @darkcloudsatnight

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*stares up at you with my big ol eyes*

*stares down*

Hello little bug thing

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REN i hope ya feeling better happy news year:]

thanks TB

[tf2-retail-au]

*this tall, fucked up creature/scout looking guy* just towers over scout and holds a list*

uhh, h-h-help. . .i-ive never been in a human store and uhhh i was sent here by my husband. . .meat dont look bloody. . .confused. . .

@horrorscoutblog

RED Scout seems to ignore the fact that this customer wasn’t exactly human. He was told not to discriminate and honestly he’s dealt with worse. He was just happy this customer was being polite.

“Sure thing pall! The meat ain’t bloody because that’s technically some health code violation or somethin’. Ya could ask Dr. Ludwig at the pharmacy desk, but I don’t think anythin’ he’s got is food grade. What kinda meat were ya lookin’ for exactly?” -⚾️

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uhhh. . .i dont know what he wants tho. . .i uhh. . *he just hands scout the list and looks down in embarrassment. . .he cant even buy groceries for his husband. . .*

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RED Scout scans over the list, thinking about where each thing was in the store.

“We got all o’ this in store, don’t worry. First, though, this has beef on it but it doesn’t have any specifications… do ya think he wants somethin’ like burger, steak, ribs, or somethin’ else?” -⚾️

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uhhhh i dont know what he wants. . .he just handed me the list. . .i mostly hunt rabbits for him. . . .

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*this tall, fucked up creature/scout looking guy* just towers over scout and holds a list*

uhh, h-h-help. . .i-ive never been in a human store and uhhh i was sent here by my husband. . .meat dont look bloody. . .confused. . .

@horrorscoutblog

RED Scout seems to ignore the fact that this customer wasn’t exactly human. He was told not to discriminate and honestly he’s dealt with worse. He was just happy this customer was being polite.

“Sure thing pall! The meat ain’t bloody because that’s technically some health code violation or somethin’. Ya could ask Dr. Ludwig at the pharmacy desk, but I don’t think anythin’ he’s got is food grade. What kinda meat were ya lookin’ for exactly?” -⚾️

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uhhh. . .i dont know what he wants tho. . .i uhh. . *he just hands scout the list and looks down in embarrassment. . .he cant even buy groceries for his husband. . .*

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Hi ren

Might I have some names?

-The fey

@tavernofdragons

uhhhh. . . .if you know my name then why do i remember it? eeeeeh???

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uhhhh theres a fucked up man- nah creature! over with a list! uhhh get rid of the creature!!!

*its just mimic scout, trying to got shopping for his husband. . .*

@horrorscoutblog

“As long as ‘e pays e’s still a customer. Why’d ya come to the janitor for this anyway? That ain’t my job to deal with. Tell me if ‘e actually does somethin.” -🎯

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*he just stares at the meat and blinks*

which has more blood tho. . .uhhh why did i have to this. . .i-

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Honey pie, I'm going to out for a bit. I uh... I am just going to find a medic.

- @nice-shot-mate

(The mold cereal is not sitting right)

o-oh! let me come with you!!

[nice-shot-mate]

Uh... alright. To be honest, I have no idea where to start looking for a medic. Or a certified doctor. I mean, we are in the middle of the woods ish.

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TO THE WITCH DOCTOR FROM THE CAVE