OFFICIAL GUIDE ON HOW TO LARP THE BEATLES
1: Hate on Yoko! (Tips: call her ugly, make fun of her for "only screaming in her songs", say she broke up the Beatles & totally ignore the fact it was the Beatles THEMSELVES that broke up the band!)
2: Hate on John/Act like John is the spawn of Satan (But DO NOT ever address what the other Beatles have done!)
3: Following number 2; Treat Ringo like a baby! Call him cute and baby him! he's just a babeh 🥺🥺
4: Pretend George is a scary creepy vampire!! Nothing else about him tho, he's just a vampire who's overprotective about biscuits! 😂 BRACKETS!!
5: ONLY feminize Paul! Make him look like a woman and make his only purpose dating John!!!
6: They all hate their wives!
7: Get ALL your information about John from the movie "Nowhere man"
8: ignore their wives! Expect for Pattie, Cynthia, Yoko (only to hate on her ofc! 😂) and MAYBE Maureen..
9: Be annoying about Mclennon.
Mclennon can ONLY be the thing you ship! claim to hate RPF and shipping band members is gross but Mclennon is 100% ok 😂😂😂
"George is the only member of the Beatles who showered!"
"John you can't say that in your song!'
"Yoko steal George's biscuits😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
And that's how to larp the Beatles folks! Larp larp sahur