yassification of a college student

i made this account in middle school but now im in college and nostalgiac for tumblr (dont ask) so im back please ignore the cringey stuff on here

[babytimemac]

PONYO Drink // 崖の上のポニョ いんりょう

✨comfort drink✨

- Honey

- Cinnamon

- Milk

- Water

1. Add two teaspoons of honey and a pinch of cinnamon in your mug

2. Pour boiling water till the half way mark

3. Add warm milk on top and stir

Serve warm!

Creator's tip: This recipe tastes great without milk as Tea and is a great substitute for Coffee

Health Benefits :

- Relieves fatigue and body pain as the cinnamon reacts with prostaglandin which relaxes muscles under stress

- Anti Inflammatory

- Reduces risk of heart disease

- Lowers blood sugar levels

- Helps blood flow and reduces cholesterol

- Helps you sleep

[urmomsfavoriteuser]

fun fact

ABO is real. We really have pheromone organs that can help distinguish who of the opposite sex would make a good sexual partner to mix genes with in a baby (evolution). They even did studies on it where they had cishet women smell the sweaty t shirts of cishet men and choose which scents they liked best and routinely those were the ones with the most different genetic makeup from them, which would create the most genetically diverse baby to have the greatest number of opportunities for good genes. So yeah. ABO is basically real.

[mimimonkers]

people even have “pheromone parties” where they get together with all of their sweaty shirts and put them in numbered bags, then pass them around and sniff em and take pictures with whoevers smells good. then they project their pictures to find each other and start fucking talking

[finny-makes-me-nut]

Selling My Notes

Selling my A Separate Peace class notes! 11 pages of study material, info about John Knowles, and opinions/discussions about various quotes! Hit me up if you are interested! (Will be selling for probably about $2 for everything or might just give them away for free)

I am a straight A honors student, and I have been told that my notes are particularly thorough/easy to read. They are in a blue aesthetic if it matters to you 💙

[mimimonkers]

EDIT: it’s 12 pages and includes allegorical references to World War 2

[finny-makes-me-nut]

Selling My Notes

Selling my A Separate Peace class notes! 11 pages of study material, info about John Knowles, and opinions/discussions about various quotes! Hit me up if you are interested! (Will be selling for probably about $2 for everything or might just give them away for free)

I am a straight A honors student, and I have been told that my notes are particularly thorough/easy to read. They are in a blue aesthetic if it matters to you 💙

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

[pixiecodesnowbaz]

N-

[mimimonkers]

Why do I want to make the last one my lock screen tho so I can cri all the time

[mimimonkers]

Throwback to that time at camp where my friend (we are both cis het females) and I staged a wedding between us to get free shit from everyone (we demanded a wedding gift and tribute)

[impala-dreamer]

I thought everyone's favorite game was "Extreme pain or phantom blowjob?" but okay... no but seriously, I hope you feel better ❤💕❤

Oh do you mean

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

I have been summoned 🧞‍♀️

Submitted by @mmamacita ❤️🙌

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

[idreamofplaid]

Morning Sam Girls

Today’s Theme: Use Your Imagination (This post was approved by @buckyscrystalqueen )

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*gifs and images not mine

[akhuna01]

Definitely one for @extremedistressorstellarblowjob ❤️ 🔥

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

[mimimonkers]

Fuckkkkkkkk

[timetraveldean]

[cardiaccadillac]

@oneshoeshort

[lennoxwyld]

I feel like I need to call upon @extremedistressorstellarblowjob

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

*rises from the mist*

Yassssssss

[mimimonkers]

This is my puppy Winky (yes, after the house elf). She has no hair. Let’s help her go viral

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[bangtanforsure]

hoseok: seokjin-hyung just created a group chat called Seokjin’s Surprise Party and then left the group. i’m feeling a lot of emotions but mostly respect

[mimimonkers]

He would

[gay-in-hell-now]

[mimimonkers]

Cute story (YES THIS IS REAL)

Ok so my moms boyfriends son (his name is Connor) is visiting CA from Alabama, where he is going to college. My mom invited him over to have dinner with us to get to know her bf’s family better you know the typical “we are 50 and have been dating for more than a year maybe it’s time to meet the fam” shebang. Anyways, Connor (moms boyfriends son) originally says yes but has to cancel because his best friend’s grandma is all alone in her house while Connor’s best friend is still at college. Connor has been going to visit this 90-year-old grandma every day this week and the other day she apparently bought like a 6 pack of beer and said “I know you boys like to drink beer so I bought what Kyle (her grandchild, Connors best friend) likes for you boys but... can you just sit and watch the Bachelor with me?” AND SO HE DID and now he’s Bachelor buddies with this 90-year-old grandma and once he goes back to Alabama he is going to keep calling her to watch it with her. Again- real story he is actually doing this it is the cutest thing ever 🙏

[avengersgroupchat]

Stucky fanfiction

[avengersgroupchat]

this is my favourite peter parker pic of all time so enjoy xoxox

[27-umbrellas]

No one:

Ben: