Mischief and Magic

They/Them | late 20s On hiatus (Remember to ask if you use my art for something) Current Fandoms Include: KNY, Obey me, Bridgerton, Next Gen, Dragon Age, Marvel/DC Comics, and a few others

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude

[moltenparadox]

I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a few of you instructed me to instruct the lizard to pay rent. this feels remarkably ungenerous to me. you don't know that lizard's personal circumstances.

far far more of you instructed me to pay the lizard rent, as the property in question now belongs to the lizard. This is correct and I thank you for the sound legal advice.

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[briargeese]

The sun is down, leaving gorgeous colors behind at Lake Michigan.

[tree-whispering]

been pressing lots of flowers and leaves lately

[llovinghome]

[tooies]

ohhh i know maybe i can bite all your fingers off

[drag0nflyandbear]

Feeling like a Faerie 🧚🏼‍♂️🍃

[pupucino]

life imitates art

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[autosadist]

i have got to go to the flea market rn and haggle for some sort of amulet

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[jack-of-blades]

Many of us when the next dragon age was revealed

[santanabellas]

[clambuoyance]

farcille sketches that broke containment so I might as well post them here

[faeriegardens]

[shopcat]

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[notedchampagne]

[picklefan2003]

i have to be honest for one second if you'll allow. following gay furry artists who make like. dragon and cow OCs that are built exactly like me and seeing the notes full of other gay people drooling over them has done more for my relationship with my body than following actual living breathing plus size internet personalities. go figure