greetings and salutations

[mind-bang]

okay i need to mentally become samantha from sex and the city in the next two hours somebody give me a pep talk

[sacred-portal]

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[gorps]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[mosaicneedlework]

Cats at the Temple of Apollo Site // Delphi Archeological site, Greece

Photo: me 2025

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[angelicdewdrop]

[mind-bang]

EWWWW THIS DUDE I HAD A DRUNKEN ONE NIGHT STAND WITH JUST SHOWED UP ON MY HIIIIINGE EWWWWWWW gross

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[mind-bang]

dude these past two weeks have been like really crazy for me and my therapist is gonna be like taking shots during our session at this point

[ysengrm]

Het land van Reynaert (Rik Van Daele, Marcel Ryssen & Herman Heyse, 1993)

[mosaicneedlework]

Cats at the Temple of Apollo Site // Delphi Archeological site, Greece

Photo: me 2025

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[mind-bang]

accidentally bought non fizzy energy drink day ruined

[sandmandaddy69]

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing