花様年華

♡ amie | 31 | she/her

[sacred-portal]

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[rpfofficial]

stop tagging fictional characters this is me speculating about a real man's sexuality

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[mccleans]

messi should be grateful to share the same pitch as the internationally renowned legend miss piggy

[its-kerington]

[jung-koook]

jungkook and taehyung after their performance ♡

[segamascott]

[kaijuno]

I mean

[melaninerd]

[blond-shell]

heated rivalry season 1: when i tap your thigh like this it means im halfway in

heated rivalry season 2: when im halfway in it means im halfway in

[slipng]

victorian lamp shades

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[yoshis]

[raibura]

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[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop