Local Mindflayer

[mindflayer-official]

Queer people are so cool, they should have a month of appreciation or something

[mindflayer-official]

I swear I've not seen v1 in so long, where the fuck could they even be??? There is no chance they are like fishing or something or maybe doing some cleaning right?

[mindflayer-official]

Gabriel is really mad after v1 beat up their children. Thank God we have so many lawyers in hell to help with the divorce

[foarfish]

remember to dress up your war machine periodically as a form of enrichment

[katanimationslive]

@officalv1posting

[officalv1posting]

so….dont be buttass naked?

[mindflayer-official]

Well I'm naked all the time and no one cares! Although that dress does look kinda appealing...

[mindflayer-official]

NOOO I LOST MY FUCKING SWORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mindflayer-official]

Yo the swords machine got me a cool sword, can't take a pic because v1 is about to kick my ass ow

[mindflayer-official]

Finally got a chance to showoff the sword after the ass kicking

(forgive me for the shading and wonky lines and color)

[mindflayer-official]

Yo the swords machine got me a cool sword, can't take a pic because v1 is about to kick my ass ow

[mindflayer-official]

Life has really been sunshine and rainbows ever since I got a hold of a PC in fraud. And because fraud makes no sense I can just talk to people from an alternative universe! How cool!

[mindflayer-official]

The only thing really awful about hell is no ac outside of lust. Too bad that vampirous blueberry destroyed it...

[mindflayer-official]

Hell is so nice, there is so many fun people like gays and arsonists. Sometimes both!

[mindflayer-official]

One must imagine sisiphys happy after dying a second time

[mindflayer-official]

The ferryman showed me this new game called poker, looks fun. No clue why people got sent to hell over it

[mindflayer-official]

Blood tastes so bad, how can v1 eat that yuck

[mindflayer-official]

Hi hello hi I was talking with the ferryman and he said that he kinda likes v1 for opening up a work position for him. How do I tell him he's gonna get mauled in about 7 minutes and 43 seconds?

[mindflayer-official]

Do y'all think I could get a swords machine to help me get a badass sword, I think I'd look so fire in cybergrind

[mindflayer-official]

Rocket and a jackhammer that lets them snipe you with said rocket! Can stack up to 5 at a time too to hit you with at once

AIRSTRIKES???? IS V1 PARTNERED WITH THE USA????

[mindflayer-official]

100k notes and I do a collab with gabe