Vampiero

ENFJ Taurus with an unhinged passion for the deadest fandoms known to man Slay soul sister

[notacottageguy]

i left arcade at the legion fort by accident and im villainised there so i had to go on a whole undercover rescue mission and now his dumbass is saying he wont talk to me until i take the uniform off BRO WE WILL DIE 💀

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very little control over this

[boxdyeddevil-deactivated2023101]

people talk about kaidan becoming hornier in mass effect 3 as if this man wasn't on the clock talking about alien fetish porn in mass effect 1

[luulapants]

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

[writerkenna]

no one on here follows me for glee but i will never ever stop being pissed at ultimate villain of the show, Shelby Corcoran, for seeking out Rachel only to tell her 'um, no thanks, you're not the kid I want, bye, im going to adopt your rival's baby'

like wtf Shelby, clap if you think she should suffer

[gracerings]

misha collins coming out via a supernatural convention is the absolute funniest and most on brand thing he’s ever done

[fellshish]

Coming full circle on spnblr today

[deaconsbeacon]

[mindless-maggot]

When I tell y’all I romanced Dorian 26 separate times in DAI I am not even exaggerating IT’S UNHINGED

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

[legion-posting]

I'm watching Arcane, and really the Vulpes simps are truly ahead of our time. We've known for years that Jason Spisak's voice is hot

[supes9]

“We almost killed each other that day.” 

“Certainly we were just exerting our unspoken mutual attraction…”

[mindless-maggot]

Something lgbt just happened to me

[mindless-maggot]

Honestly so many problems could’ve been avoided if they would’ve just let me make out with Philippe Loren in the plane

[mindless-maggot]

Do you think they’ve ever explored each other’s bodies

[mindless-maggot]

Did y’all also watch the Kaidan gay sex scene in secret as a kid and started violently sobbing and hid under your bed for a whole hour because your mom caught you watching it on the family computer and you thought you were gonna go to jail because you got caught watching space homos doing the devil’s tango or was that just me

[saatanan]

i think that was just you bestie

[mindless-maggot]

Shush disney adult

[mindless-maggot]

Did y’all also watch the Kaidan gay sex scene in secret as a kid and started violently sobbing and hid under your bed for a whole hour because your mom caught you watching it on the family computer and you thought you were gonna go to jail because you got caught watching space homos doing the devil’s tango or was that just me

[mindless-maggot]

The biggest tragedy in gaming history is bioware having the AUDACITY of not letting me kiss Garrus with a male Shepard

[saatanan]

homo

[mindless-maggot]

I’m calling Millie📞

[saatanan]

literally running her over before she gets to me

[mindless-maggot]