Sleepy Thoughts

Whenever I can, I try to capture those hynagogic thoughts that come to you right before you go to sleep. The ones that make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, but are extremely entertaining when you're conscious enough to realize how absurd they are

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16/01/13

"Don't worry about lunch, I'll skid across the hall later"

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27/12/12

"I've been boasting about cheese omelettes since I was a little one"

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04/12/12

Let us use spiders instead of radiators, because none of them can be turned into the citizens advice bureau.

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People can do this thing where they pay to smell like milkshake, and it was particularly popular among brides

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18/05/2012

I offered someone a tambourine, but they turned it down because apparently it wasn't a good enough tambourine. :(

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19/10/2011

I say to somebody "You should turn down the rough noise, you sound like a Wott Smoth"

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22/7/2011

A new advert for an energy drink: "Make things BETTER not BANTER. Drink gestion bondage!"

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12/10/2011

Children of Israel! Whim on noise and exceed the special that you recieve

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"Snatches of imagined speech are common. While typically nonsensical and fragmented, these speech events can occasionally strike the individual as apt comments on—or summations of—their thoughts at the time."

Wikipedia on Hypnagogia - thanks Becca! @Beccathinks 

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I'm getting a craving to use the big knife

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People pay to put on a farmer's hat, sit on a stool and rub a cow's hide and it is said to evoke good memories

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"I am as fit as a duck on fire."

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I tell somebody that "I got them as a surprise for that courgette"

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A lion sitting under a tree vomits up a brown scarf. 

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I was given £250 towards my emergency pigeon fund

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If that was my hoover it would have dogs in it.

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Whilst looking at some artwork in an exhibition, the artist explains to his audience; "You see, Professor bubblegum is being quite rude. He is having a shave instead of answering to the cries of the woman on the bicycle"