🐝 * ― 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒. ( sometimes super suggestive, other times pretty random and ridiculous, have some pick up lines. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ do you know what would look good on you ? me. ❜
❛ if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ? ❜
❛ damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. ❜
❛ your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen. ❜
❛ do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ? ❜
❛ that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. ❜
❛ hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend. ❜
❛ my dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ? ❜
❛ i’m like domino’s pizza. if i don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. ❜
❛ hey baby, as long as i have a face, you’ll have a place to sit. ❜
❛ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ❜
❛ i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. ❜
❛ that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ? ❜
❛ screw me if i am wrong, but haven’t we met before ? ❜
❛ i’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list. ❜
❛ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ❜
❛ is it hot in here ? or is it just you ? ❜
❛ just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right ? ❜
❛ remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later. ❜
❛ i lost my keys … can i check your pants ? ❜
❛ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, i’ll be the nine. ❜
❛ was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ? ❜
❛ apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ? ❜
❛ i’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you. ❜
❛ i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ? ❜
❛ are you undressing me with your eyes ? ❜
❛ with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f. ❜
❛ i think i could fall madly in bed with you. ❜
❛ can i borrow a kiss ? i promise i’ll give it back. ❜
❛ what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ? ❜
❛ i don’t think i want babies but i wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you. ❜
❛ dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ? ❜
❛ i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on. ❜
❛ i’m having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ? ❜
❛ want to save water by showering together ? ❜
❛ let only latex stand between our love. ❜
❛ if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them. ❜
❛ i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave. ❜
❛ let’s play carpenter. first, we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you. ❜
❛ sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. we’ll talk about whatever pops up. ❜