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Cancel culture is OVER, honey! and that's the tea sis! 🍵 💅 sksksksksks
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
hello again zukka nation
uh oh
i was wondering why my posts werent getting notes i was on the wrong account for a year and a half… hmm…
tony how did this happen
no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
Bet the Quaker Oats guy could leave me quaking 😳😳
last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this
this song is just what executive dysfunction feels like
i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man
Basil from The Portrait of Dorian Gray: *breathes*
Me: omg omg ajdjfjalahdhb aaahahah Noooo basil you deserve so much better than this whyhyhyhy bdnxjzknzkl I just want u to be happy,,,,
The round dress was made to be Ham
Wish I was a fair but not pretty governess just out of boarding school, waiting for life to begin, when my brooding, Bryonic master arrives, and I accidentally fall in love with him, but I can't confess it and in the meantime he almost marries another woman, while he keeps secret his love for me as well; he courts this woman, only to make me jealous, and not out of love, and he poses as a gypsy to attempt to get me to admit my love. Finally, the day before their marriage, we confess our love for each other, and the bench upon which we were sitting is struck by lightning and split in two only a half an hour later, and then after a month of sexy teasing, our wedding-day arrives, to be dramatically called off at the last second when it was discovered that his insane, monster wife is still alive and he has been secretly hiding her in his attic for ten years
haha but like what if I was a young woman from a wealthy family, and the oldest of three daughters and my father recently died and due to misogynistic laws in England my mother, my sisters, and I didn't get any money and instead it all went to my half brother, who's wife is both greedy and she hates us, so despite my father's will clearly telling him to take care of us financially, instead he gives us very little money and for a time they live with us in the family mansion, where one day my half-brother's wife's brother comes and we become close and I develop a crush on him, and my eccentric sister continuously tells me that he returns my feelings, and that I should say something to him, but due to my sister-in-law's greediness, my sisters and my mother and I were forced to move to a small cottage in the english countryside that my rich cousin owns. There, I meet my cousin's highly quirky and extremely gossipy mother-in-law, who keeps trying to find out who it is that I have a crush on. Then, my cousin introduces my family to his friend, who's a colonel, and much older than my sisters and I. He immediately takes a liking to my second oldest sister, but she's extremely repulsed and disinterested in him. Despite this, my cousin and his mother-in-law continue to try and set him up with her. Before they could do much with that pairing though, my sisters take a walk and the second oldest slips and hurts herself because it became a rain storm. Then, a posh young man comes and helps her back to the cottage, where she instantly becomes enamoured with him and hopes to see him again. After that he comes over often, and it becomes clear that the colonel and him already know each other, and do not get along, as they are both vying for my sister's attention. But, right when my sister believes that the young man is going to propose, he tells her he's suddenly off to London, and he disappears without ever returning her letters. My cousin introduces my sisters and I to his mother-in-laws distant cousins who are sisters. We talk, but it’s a very strained relationship, but then my cousin lets it slip to which young gentleman my heart is dedicated to, and it all goes downhill from there. The older of the two sisters is talking to me privately when she tells me that she is engaged to the young man that I’m in love with, to which I’m heartbroken over, but agree to keep her secret. I don’t even tell my own sister. Then one day my cousin's mother-in-law invites me and my younger sister to London, and there we meet with the man that I like, but right as he tries to tell me about his engagement, he learns that I already know of it, and resigns himself to his fate. Then, at a ball, we finally meet with the young man to whom my sister loves, but right as she meets with him, she learns that he is engaged to a woman who is much wealthier in comparison to our family. Heartbroken, she faints, and encloses herself in her room for days when the colonel, whom has always been extremely respectful of my sister and kind to my family, shows up and reveals the backstory of the man whom my sister dedicated herself to. He revealed that the young man had also used his very own adopted daughter, whom was much younger than himself, and once he learned she was with child he had abandoned her, just as he did with my sister because she did not have money. Once we learned of this, we took her home, and in a delusional fit she went out into a rainstorm to look for the young man who broke her heart, but all she finds is illness as she becomes deathly ill and many expect her to die. Instead, I cry and beg her to wake up and become better, expressing that she’s my best friend and I would die without her. During this time, it comes out publicly that the man who I love is engaged to the woman, who is much poorer than his family, and it comes out that he was renounced from his family’s will and will not receive any money from then on. My sister’s health improves, and the colonel comes to see her and help her. He’s kind and slowly she returns his feelings. Eventually the man whom I am in love with comes back, and I learn that the woman dumped him once he lost his inheritance, and he tells me that he was in love with me the whole time and that he was too worried about keeping his word to the young woman to break it off with her. We share a chaste kiss and my sister gets married to the colonel and I get married to the man who I have loved the whole time.
ok but what if I was a young lady of wealthy stature living in a gloomy house on a hill with my older brother and the boy my father adopted, whom I'm close with and have a secret crush on, but my older brother resents him because he's black. Even though my older brother is a racist and he mistreats us, we still enjoy an idyllic childhood on the windy moors. Then one day we sneak over the the neighbors and I get bitten by a dog, so I have to stay there for two weeks and I fall in love with a boy from my neighbor's family. My old friend resents this so he runs away and comes back hot and wealthy and to make me jealous he seduces the boy's sister and then jilts her. I'm stuck in an unhappy marriage to my neighbor while he tricks my family out of their manor and estate. Then finally I die giving birth to a daughter and I haunt him and the halls of my childhood home for the rest of my miserable existence.
Wish I was a fair but not pretty governess just out of boarding school, waiting for life to begin, when my brooding, Bryonic master arrives, and I accidentally fall in love with him, but I can't confess it and in the meantime he almost marries another woman, while he keeps secret his love for me as well; he courts this woman, only to make me jealous, and not out of love, and he poses as a gypsy to attempt to get me to admit my love. Finally, the day before their marriage, we confess our love for each other, and the bench upon which we were sitting is struck by lightning and split in two only a half an hour later, and then after a month of sexy teasing, our wedding-day arrives, to be dramatically called off at the last second when it was discovered that his insane, monster wife is still alive and he has been secretly hiding her in his attic for ten years
i’m quitting college 2 be a point & click adventure game protagonist
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tag game
i was tagged like. yesterday by @victorian-vampire-mlm
instructions: tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better
1. name: gabriel
2. gender: bastard (male)
3. star sign: aries, baybee!
4. height: like 5’9.5 last time i was at the doctors
5. sexuality: chaotic (bisexual)
6. favorite book: to kill a mockingbird
7. current time: 10:32 pm
8. average amount of sleep: 8-10 hours
9. dogs or cats: why not both
10. # of blankets i sleep with: 3
11. dream job: pastry chef. or author. or owning a cafe with my friend
12. blog established: 2 years ago, maybe?
13. favorite animal: sharks!!
14. # of followers: idk like 380?
15. reason for url: my life is a curse and everything i do is shrouded in layers of cryptic-ness
16. something i’m grateful for: music
tags:
@its-jamie-baby @honeyprincerising @useless-historian @dorian-mlm
1. name: james
2. gender: male
3. star sign: p-pisces
4. height: 5′2 bc im a short king
5. sexuality: bisexual (in a relationship)
6. favorite book: Imma modify this to say series- Warriors
7. current time: 8:10am
8. average amount of sleep: varies wildly between 4-10 hrs
9. dogs or cats: cats
10. # of blankets i sleep with: 2
11. dream job: artist or psychologist
12. blog established: less than a year- abt 9 months ago
13. favorite animal: fox maybe,
14. # of followers: aprox. 110
15. reason for url: i call myself a baby, jamie is my nickname, and it sounds fun saying out loud (emphasis on jamie)
16. something i’m grateful for: not to be gross but my gf
tags: @sid-the-sloth1 @cherrysodaboy @femmebisexuelle and i have 0 memory so just those,,, anyone can do it if they want
1. name: I go by Ardelia
2. gender: Female
3. star sign: pisces ♓
4. height: 167cm, I’m short
5. sexuality:
6. favourite book: The Demon by Lermontov
7. current time: 18.48
8. average amount of sleep: anything less than 8 hours is unacceptable
9. dogs or cats: cats! I actually have 2
10. # of blankets i sleep with: one, 2 max.
11. dream job: no idea!
12. blog established: I’ve been on this hellsite since like 2013
13. favourite animal: corvids!
14. # of followers: 404 (error: blog not found)
15. reason for url: I am a woman, I am bisexual and I like french words that sound cool
16. something i’m grateful for: given the current situation, the fact that all my relatives are safe
Tags: @sveasofia @eelmed @ruimtetijd @your-resident-mothman you’re the first ones that came to my mind ~
1. Name: Unfortunately due to the nature of me having to remain mostly anonymous publicly, I just go by Eel here.
2. Gender: Male!
3. Star sign: ♊ Double Trouble.
4. Height: 5'4"/5'5".
5. Sexuality: Gay man.
6. Favorite book: Iiii. Haven’t read anything in a while.
7. Current time: 12:12pm.
8. Average amount of sleep: 7-8 hours. Job kinda depends on it.
9. Dogs or cats: I have both- but I’m heavily a dog person.
10. # of blankets I sleep with: One.
11. Dream job: Never had any aspirations or goals in life…None.
12. Blog established: This blog personally? Uhh…Few months ago? My first EVER Tumblr? Way back innnn…2013…?
13. Favorite animal: I can’t really choose…Umm. We’ll say eels. Or viperfish…?
14. # of followers. 53!
15. I like eels. My blog is transmedicalist focused.
16. Something I’m grateful for: My pets. I might not be around if not for them.
Tag: @kankri-is-a-transmed @yellovo @tru-spring-scum @assigned-fool-at-birth I just tag people who talk to me…!
1. Caleb, but sometimes Joakim
2. I too am a guy
3. I’m a cancer ♋
4. 5'6
5. Bisexy
6. The death note manga, if that counts as a book
7. Its 1:51 pm
8. Either 12+ or 0, no inbetween
9. I like dogs better, but I have both
10. Just one blanket
11. running a small business or working/owning a farm
12. I don’t remember, its been at least a year
13. Samoyed and other cold breed dogs,,, fluffy
14. 202
15. I’m a trans man and I like stupid puns
16. animals and the forest, neither will judge you
@fleetwood-mackerel @vibrant-bimed @zacksdysphoricplace y'all are the first to come to mind. Thanks for tagging me, eel!
I was tagged today by: @assigned-fool-at-birth
1. Name: alyssa
2. Gender: gorl (despicable me)
3.star signs: gemini and cancer :3
4. Height: 5'3 (YESS!!! I WAS 5'1 LAST YEARRR)
5. Sexuality: bisexy
6. Fave book: warriors series. And wof
7. Current time: 7:20pm
8. Average amount of sleep: 10-13 hours babyyyy
9. Dogs or cats: CATS but also big dogs
10. Number of blankets slept with: 2. No more.
11 dream job: idk lol
12. Blog established: uhhh last year I think idk lol
13. Fave animal: CHICKEN
14. #of followers: 107?
15. Reasons of url: blog theme, bisexual, transmed!
16. Something I’m grateful for: my sister and my cat
Ty for tagging me :D
@miyuu-interlude @bonesoap @daniel-the-devil
Do it >:))))
tagged by: @vibrant-bimed
1. name: i just use mimi online :)
2. gender: girl
3. star sign: cancer
4. height: 5’ (i’am. smol)
5. sexuality: bi
6. favorite book: and then there were none? idk i haven’t read it since middle school
7. current time: 8:36 pm
8. average amount of sleep: i really don’t have a straight answer. anywhere between 0 and 12 hours honestly. everything is an outlier.
9. dogs or cats: cats uwu buy i love dogs too
10. number of blankets i sleep with: just one comforter that’s too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer but i always use it anyways.
11. dream job: idk i’ve been having a crisis bc i got an internship in the field i planned on going into but i don’t like it so now i’m heavily reconsidering everything. probably something related to biology or writing.
12. blog established: ??? i think july 2015
13. favorite animal: immortal jellyfish :) i think they’re rlly cool
14. number of followers: 368
15. reason for url: just some variation of mimi + a song reference. there used to be a different song but i wanted to change it rlly badly bc that song is VERY depressing that this was the first thing that came to mind.
16. something i’m grateful for: my best friends i love then sm <3
thanks for tagging me!! i tag: @minecraft-posting @fantastic-nut-collector
thanks @miyuu-interlude for the tag!
1. Name: David
2. Gender: male
3: Star sign: idk how these works
4. Height: like 5'10" ish
5. Sexuality: bi
6. Favorite book: Equus by Peter Shaffer
7. Current time: 9:46A am
8. Average amount of sleep: During the school year, 6 hours, but during the quarantine I'm getting more like 7 and a half
9. Dogs or cats: Cats!!! :3 Though if I see you're dog, I'm petting it! Those are the rules
10. Number of blankets I sleep with: 2 blankets, one super warm winter blanket, but it's really rough, so I have a sheet underneath
11. Dream job: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA idk everything seems so cool. Right now I'm feeling math professor
12. Blog established: absolutely no idea. Probably 2017 or 2018
13. Favorite animal: the ones that are rare but still occasionally shown up in our backyard: foxes, groundhogs, owls. A real treat to see these lads
14. Number of followers: idk like 4 lol
15. Reason for url: I went on a spree of posting about minecraft. But I've been thinking songofsolomon or something math related (I would be some set, maybe setofrealnumbersofficial or something) would be cool
16. I know it's kind of cliche, but I'm so thankful for my friends, especially during this trying time,
I tag: