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Matchy Mares

#omggg what handsome ladies... the roached manes suit them so well #such power and poise. magnificent

The past few days have been pretty crap for me but the Artemis II mission slapped me back! People have just travelled around the moon it’s insane!! It feels me with so many emotions, I like to think about our ancestors, all the ancient animals and humans who looked up at the very same moon these astronauts travelled around! And to think that people LANDED on the moon in the 60s, even though they barely had the technology we have today... Margaret Hamilthon, who wrote the code for the Apollo mission makes me especially emotional, I love women I love women in space In this drawing I referenced the photo they took of Earth, the path they flew on, the four stars representing the four crew members, and I also included Artemis herself! Things have been so horrible all around the world so it makes me really happy to come together and celebrate something so unbelievably amazing, go check out the incredible photos they took

cdzen

burnout from not doing anything

#literally my chud ass rn

horsesarecreatures

Irish Draught Filly

beemovieerotica

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

destinationtoast

this website is so damn hard to explain to the outside world

grand-theft-carbohydrates

Ion think hell is real theres no way god could make anything worse than this

#minecrafthorsereal originals

Any1 wanna buy me a fokker dr 1 lifesize replica

#minecrafthorsereal originals

kalichnikov

i wanna talk about this shot

kalichnikov

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

un-javi

karvina

teslaswife

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

God fucking damn it

bored-dromaeosaur

girl-detector

I can't hug him anymore what the fuck is the point of it all

Wish I just fucking died

Last online 6 days ago...

Journaling is kinda crazy cuz why did I get jumpscared by unfinished erotic art when I opened my diary to write about my dad dying

#minecrafthorsereal originals #also my entry b4 it was just “peaky blinders was so ass it pmo” LMAOOO #I was so right about that tho

dappermouth

- Dog star, burning through a vast black sky -

In memory of Laika: a greater friend to mankind than mankind was to her.

harry-crane

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

#literally me

thesilliestpotato

I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"