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hey just want to remind my american followers that the US is still one of the most influential nations in the world and that one fascist in power makes everything worse everywhere for a long time. please don't fuck this up for the rest of us
I like this dress-up game lol
Some Miscellaneous Headcanons Of Various First Order Characters
Phasma is like…40-45 in TFA and TLJ. Substantially younger than the other characters with the rank of Captain generally seem to be, but she doesn’t get roasted for her age like Hux does because nobody besides her actually knows how old she is, and thanks to her always having her face covered, it’s not like anybody can tell by looking at her.
Mitaka is highly competent and can be utterly terrifying sometimes. That being said, his whole Very Nervous shtick in TFA is not a facade. He is both very shy and nervous and also very capable of killing you with his bare hands.
Also, Mitaka is actually the same age as Hux, but his baby face is second only to Thanisson, so people tend to assume he’s like, 21-23ish. (This one is because Sebastian Armesto and Domhnall Gleeson are the same age.)
Opan wasn’t involved with the Empire or any major faction before the First Order became a thing, beyond working for Brendol. Very much a “I’m on whichever side pays me the most” type. May or may not have a criminal background, but much like Phasma, he’ll kill anyone who knows for sure. He ended up in the First Order army because Brendol effectively drafted him.
Unamo is the First Order’s resident Gossip Girl. Nobody knows how, but she knows everything about everyone, and is always on top of whatever drama is going down between the other officers. She regularly uses these powers for evil (and to blackmail people).
I think this one is common-ish, but Peavey and Canady are friends. Peavey regularly has to talk Canady out of assassinating Hux. And other officers he doesn’t like. Even with people he actually likes, Peavey is forever doomed to be the Stressed Mom Friend of whatever group he is currently with. He resents this, but is resigned to his fate. It’s been that way since he was old enough to have friends.
People constantly assume Thanisson is way younger than he actually is. He used to absolutely snap at these people, but has since transitioned to making jokes about it. Will respond to “aren’t you, like, 15″ with “I’m 11, so shut the fuck up.” Unless he hasn’t had any caf yet that day, in which case he will just slap a bitch.
The bridge crew of the Finalizer regularly place bets on whether or not General Hux will collapse from exhaustion during his shift. Phasma runs the betting pool. Opan sometimes rigs the system by making Hux go the fuck to sleep before a shift where the majority bet in favor of him collapsing. Hux does not know about any of this.
No, Phasma wasn't in her forties in TLJ. She was only 28 when she died according canon😭,She's even younger than kylo
才发现第一秩序的标志是德国纳粹和日本鬼子旭日旗的结合体🤣
from across the pond, I am loving how all of our news outlets are basically just going 'kamala kicked trump's arse so hard that he couldn't even outwit her on areas where she has weak policy, what the fuck is WRONG with him'. big congrats from over here, this truly must be a lot of fun to watch
As noted, I didn't watch the actual debate, because I can't stand to look at his stupid face or hear his stupid voice for almost any reason and especially not for 90 minutes of lies. But reading the reactions last night and this morning has been both a) heroin grade schadenfreude right to the veins and b) totally shocking in that even the likes of Fox News and the Goddamn Republican Propaganda Mouthpiece New York Times (or at least a few individual writers, I'm sure their actual story will be stupid) are acknowledging that she absolutely cosmically annihilated him and it was not close. Now we wait in vain for the sort of coordinated and hysterical TRUMP MUST DROP OUT NOW stories that carpet-bombed the media within 24 hours of Biden's performance in the first debate, but.... baby steps. Or something.
Anyway, aside from crushing him on the issues, she basically put a dog collar on him and set Roadrunner-level traps, and he charged headfirst into them every time, because he is a sociopathic narcissist who is pathologically incapable of not being baited by the most obvious taunts. She made him look like the ranting crazy old felonious treasonous buffoon that he is, which is not necessarily easy to do when you have an opponent who just loudly and constantly spews bullshit (witness how it overwhelmed Biden at the first debate). And she did it all with a smile and making it look easy while he was murdered onstage for 90 minutes, looked like she could have easily gone another 90, immediately called for a second debate, and then Taylor Swift endorsed her within 20 minutes of it ending. I mean. RESPECT.
Etc etc debates don't vote, polls don't vote, it is still a close race, all the usual caveats. But Donny Don got Spanky Spanked, everyone knows it, every idiot in the media chirping about how Kamala Has To Be Dazzling Or She’s Doomed can shut tf up because she was, and once more, all the memes and reactions just pouring scorn and mockery on Trump will hurt him as much or more than the actual spectacle of him transforming into a burning dumpster on primetime television. So. Yes. I am indeed pleased.
My Little Lion
Brienne x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort (Kinda), mentions of animal blood, mentions of killing animals, Smut, fingering (B receiving), eating out (B receiving), ect…
Summary: Brienne comes home from a day in the slaughterhouse and you do what you can to help her forget what happened.
A/n: I fucked around with the timeline a bit. Brienne is in her early 20’s in this fic.
Word Count: 1,152
You’d heard the door open and close again which told you that Brienne was home so you waited patiently for her to enter the kitchen but, after a moment, the house was quiet again and you still had not seen Brienne. Setting aside the dishes you’d been washing and drying your hands on a clean towel you left the kitchen and stepped out into the hallway, facing towards the door.
At first, due to the darkness of the house, you saw nothing but as your eyes began to adjust you saw her, your Brienne, leaning up against the wall with her face buried in her hands.
“Brienne?” you whispered, walking towards her and placing a gentle hand on Briene’s shoulder. You felt her body tremble under your touch and your heart shattered, “Oh, Brienne, what did they do to you?
“S-Sl-slaughterhouse…” Brienne choked through gritted teeth, letting her hands fall to her side as you pulled her close.
Now you understood.
Brienne could hack the shit out of an opposing threat but tell her to hurt and innocent creature and she’d crumble every time. YOu held the tall bonde close, her tunic soaked through with what you were sure was a mixture of blood and sweat.
“What do you need?” you asked, rubbing her back, “What can I do to help?” “I need you…” she whispered, burying her face in your neck, “I need to forget…:
“Okay.” you gently pulled back from her, immediatly drowning in her sea-nlue eyes, “Ket’s go upstairs and get you cleaned up, then I can help you forget, hmm? Does that sound alright?”
“Yes…”
You took Brienne’s hand and gently pulled her upstairs, sitting her down on the edge of the bed as you quickly drew a warm bath for her with salts and lavender oils to help ease her. After helping her undress, you guided Brienne into the tub on shaky legs, nearly laughing at how small the tub looked with her large frame in it- though you knew now was not the time.
You took a soft cloth and a bar of soap and began gently scrubbing away at the animal blood that had dried to her skin, turning the water a deep red. Once you helped her back out of the tub you dried her off quickly and had her sit, fully bare, on the edge of the bed.
Picking her blood-stained clothes off the floor you turned to Brienne and said, “I’ll get these washed and then-”
“No.” Brienne growled, her eyes glued to the floor, “Just burn them…”
Her request concerned you but you weren’t going to fight her over it. Clothes could be replaced, angry words not so much. So you did as she said, taking the clothes downstairs and tossing them into the fire, watching them burn for a moment before returning to her. When you came back upstairs Brienne was where you’d left her with her face buried in her hands again, a small puddle of tears forming at her feet. You rushed to her quickly, sitting down beside her and pulling Brienne into your arms.
“Brienne-”
“Why would they do that to me?!” she whimpered, nuzzling her head deep into your shoulder, “I don;t understand…”
“Because they can’t see you for what you truly are.” you whispered, stroking her hair, “They see a lioness who can kill without hesitation but, in reality, you’re simply a lion cub, ruthless when you have to be and kind and gentle when you want to be… They don;t see the softer side of you, Brienne.”
“What do I do?”
“Tonight? Nothing. Tomorrow? You’re going to walk up there with your head held high and show them that you can’t be phased by something like that. But that’s for tomorrow… For now, lay back and let me take care of you.”
You pushed her shoulder gently and Brienne complied to the silent command, moving to lay on her back across the bed. You stripped slowly, coming to straddle her hips. Tears slipped slowly for her eyes and you were quick to brush them away, kissing her face and down her neck, littering kisses and love bites across her shoulders before gently latching onto her breast, nipping gently as you palmed the other. Brienne groaned and her breath hitched at your ministrations, her hand weaving itself in her hair. After paying ample attention to both of her breasts, you worked your way down to her sex, breathing in her scent as a smile graced your lips.
“Remember our safeword?” you husked, looking up into her eyes from between her legs.
“Lion…” she breathed out, moaning quietly when your tongue slipped inside of her.
You gently lapped away at her cunt, slowly working her towards the release she so desperately needed, her hands threaded in your hair to keep you in place, as if you would ever dare to leave.
“Please. Please, y/n. I need you.” Brienne groaned, thighs trembling around your head as you moved your tongue to her bundle of nerves, slipping a finger inside her aching hole, “Please, plaeasepleaseplease-ug!” she moaned when a second finger joined the first, whimpering and moaning above you as your fingers worked her closer to her peak, hips thrashing widely as she was sent over the edge.
You moaned as her release spilled over your fingers, licking away at her essence while your fingers continued to move within her. You slid up to her, pressing a gentle kiss as you maneuvered the two of you to the edge of the bed, Brienne seated between your legs as you continued to fuck her relentlessly.
Orgasm after orgasm you drew from the blonde until Brienne was a sobbing, mewling mess beneath you. Bring her to her release a final time, you slowly removed your fingers from her, cleaning them before helping Brienne lie back against the pillows. You fetched a warm cloth and carefully cleaned her thighs and sex, tossing it on top of her towel from earlier before crawling into bed beside Brienne, pulling the covers over top of you. Brienne buried herself into your side, her head on your shoulder while your arms wrapped around her waist, keeping her close.
“Thank you, Y/n…” was all she managed to whisper, her mind too hazy to form any other sentence.
“You’re welcome.” you whispered against her hair.
Nrienne groaned against your skin, intertwining her legs with yours as she sunk into you and fell asleep. You kissed her face and caressed every inch of skin you could reach, wanting her to fully feel how much you cared for her, even in her sleep and moments of weakness. Brienne truly was your little lion; she was both your protector and the thing you had to protect, she was fierce and loyal and breakable and sensitive and you loved her for all of it.
Your perfect lioness.
today is my birthday so I'm sharing a few of my favorite personal pieces and hope you enjoy them too 🌿💜
I think that JJ had a complete plan for the sequels from the very beginning. Kylo and Rey were supposed to kill Snoke in Episode IX, and this is actually the ending, which would have made sense. However, RJ took over the sequel midway and killed off Snoke too early, making Kylo the Supreme Leader. This completely disrupted JJ's original plan. It was too difficult for him to discard the initial idea and come up with a new ending given his limited writing ability. So, JJ came up with Palpatine inexplicably returning, allowing him to continue using the idea of "kill a ultimate big boss to end the movie".
But I'm still confused about whether JJ really decided from the start to have Hux betray the First Order in The Rise of Skywalker.It’s just so stupid.
For anyone LGBTQIA+: have you come out to your parents/guardians?
Have you come out to your parents/guardians?
I have told them.
I have not told them, but I plan to.
I have not told them, and I never will.
Nuance Button (pls elaborate in the replies/reblogs!)
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Obvi this is mostly for people whose guardians don't already know or have found out second-hand, etc. I am also interested in why people have or have not come out, so anyone who wants to elaborate on that, please so so in the replies!
Considering that I am still a student and not financially independent, so...NO
A bloated corpse was recovered from the Jialing River, and it's said that the student drowned. Oh...honestly this is the first time I've seen such a swollen "巨人观"...
I couldn’t watch the DNC tonight, but your live blogs of the speeches are killing me. 😂 guess I need to go watch the recording of it!
Great news! You can in fact watch the full uninterrupted program (no cuts, no commercials, no annoying commentary and/or pundits) on PBS's YouTube channel! (Select the "Direct Feed" option and not the "Special Coverage" option, since that one does have commentary.)
Day 1 full program:
Day 2 full program:
Now, if you're thinking that watching 6 solid hours of political speeches would be mind-numbingly boring: IT'S NOT. I watched both programs end to end and I will do the same with tonight and tomorrow. It's just great. People roast Donald Trump left and right, people make inspiring speeches, you get to watch the miracle of making a ROLL CALL into one of the best moments of the convention, you get various crowd shots of people crying and excited and waving signs and insanely pumped up, and you want to run through a brick wall like the Kool-Aid Man. Do recommend.
Massive props to all the DNC tech people who cut together entirely new hype videos of Kamala in less than a month, and everyone who totally rewrote their speeches in the same time. You'd honestly think this had been the plan all along. I am impressed.
Hillary Clinton walking out to a 5 minute standing ovation, giving a barnburner speech, and then getting to stand there and grin while the crowd chants LOCK HIM UP about Trump is what she deserves.
still angry that she didn't win the presidency in 2016. She was truly capable, but she was wasted.
There are so few fanfics about sub! Phasma(I've only found one).sad😭
There’s something so specific about female oppression that makes you acutely aware of being a small part of a bigger phenomenon.
I’m not an Asian woman, but there’s a profound disturbance I feel when I see an Asian sister become degraded for the crime of being woman. I feel a deep hatred for sex tourism and fetishization, for maids being treated like commodities and having their passports withheld from them. I feel my stomach wretch when I see a picture of Junko Furuta, when I heard those male Japanese politicians laugh at raising the age of consent in pornography. There’s something wrong happening to my sisters out there.
I’m not a black woman but I feel a deep ugly pit in my stomach when I see the interviews of Sudanese women escaping rape and starvation in the desert. When I saw that video of Cassie Ventura running from Diddy in the hallway, when I hear her screams and know his power and influence protected him for so many years. When I see the family portraits of Sonya Massey and her children, and I know there can be no future ones ever created. There’s something wrong happening to my sisters.
I’m not a woman who is disabled. I’m not a woman in a domestically abused relationship. I’m not a prostituted woman. I’m not a trafficked woman. I’m not locked away right now. Everything that happened to me is in my past… I have freedom and autonomy now… I can just move on and forget about the worldwide phenomenon of female pain. But I know I can’t. There’s a terrible gnawing.
Growing up Muslim we always were taught that the Muslim nation is called the Ummah. The Ummah must operate as one body. I was taught many times that if anyone in the Ummah at any time is in pain, the body is restless, and can’t sleep… even the smallest prick of a finger can keep you wide awake, aware of the pain. They always said it like that, holding up a finger. Just, the smallest, prick.
There’s a sickness happening in the worldwide body of women, and it keeps me awake at night. There’s anger and defensiveness I feel when a woman is the butt of a mean joke. There’s bitter resentment I feel when I see men get special treatment that I know a woman would be crucified for. I feel anger so often. When I see little girls being stabbed in the news. When I see girls starving in Palestine. When I see girls forced to wear hijab and stay home in Afghanistan. Sudan. Yemen. Iran. Egypt. Honduras. Femicide. Rape. Forced birth. Menstrual huts. FGM. So many ugly words, so many tainted countries.
Sometimes I worry that too much anger might poison me over time…but what can I do about my sisters? There isn’t a finger prick upsetting my body, there’s gaping wounds, pulsing and bleeding out. I cant sleep like that… Sometimes I hold onto my body when I’m alone, with that sickening knowledge what while it does everything it possibly can to keep me alive and safe, women all over are suffering for having the same exact body. Sometimes I would hate my body in the past. Knowing that certain things only happened to me for the crime of having a female body. But now I hold onto it, grateful it keeps me alive and breathing, and I try to ignore that gnawing at the back of my mind while I try to sleep.
Imagine the contempt of some of these CLEARLY sheltered "leftists" have for: poor families, single mothers, children, immigrants, dreamers, refugees, women in general at this point, people with elderly dependents, long term care, etc!! All they do is complain abt biden not personally visiting their house and giving them 1mil in cash........do they not remember the literal cages full of children?? When trump betrayed our kurdish allies??? When he killed soleimani and almost started wwiii? When he put hundreds of thousands of haitians in immediate jeopardy by revoking their status? INSTALLING A SUPREME COURT that will happily gut any remaining shreds of civil rights and protections??? I feel like i should only have to remind ppl abt the cages of children separated from their parents, sleeping under TARPS for gods sake, while the trump admin's attorneys argued that they didnt need basic hygiene items like toothbrushes. WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU FUCKS THEN?!?!? WHERE WERE YOU?!? My org spent 2 years bringing families back together. How dare these ppl forget what trump did and will do again if he has the chance, just because biden is *checks notes* too old to play on tv
Well, it's only natural; with 8 billion people in the world, you can't expect there to be no one with intellectual disabilities among them🤡😮💨
Damn, I just realized Jesus is a person, a fucking religious person!!not just a interjection...
Not even Phasma is Hux’s friend
Wait, so Disney deleted this scene?? 😭😭Oh no! Fuck you Disney😡👊
