thieving crab bitch

~ sidroq shitposting side blog ~ sid / 30 or 40 yrs old / i think about electrons and make powerpoints and excels for money / my hobbies is when elfs are dommed by the narrative

[redstonedust]

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[lesbienj]

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

[catilinas]

changing the trajectory of the silmarillion forever by showing miriel therindë a quenya translation of catullus 64

[lesbienj]

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[lesbienj]

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

[tolkiengenerator]

and nine‚ nine rings were gifted to the race of men‚ who just for the record‚ literally only want milfs in your area

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[tolkiengenerator]

and even worse died fingolfin‚ gay lil king of the noldor‚ most valid and big titted of the elven-kings of old

[balrogballs]

círdan is concerned

happy belated @crablorday ! i was so sad i didn’t get any time to do something for the event but i made good time on work and commissions today so enjoy a quick and frankly kind of messy little illustration. if you’re worrying that the implication is that círdan is going to eat crablor, you would be absolutely correct.

thank you for running the event @thescrapwitch (and for your perpetually lovely presence on my dashboard!!!

[minglinger]

i'm not dead everyone i just got distracted by getting into tumblr rp again. where's that post of melodramatic winnie-the-pooh 2015 tumblr rp halsey lyrics. you know the one. i been doing that

[sufjansjoy]

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

[sufjansjoy]

it’s my favorite image on the planet

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[syrenki]