thieving crab bitch

~ sidroq shitposting side blog ~ sid / 30 or 40 yrs old / i think about electrons and make powerpoints and excels for money / my hobbies is when elfs are dommed by the narrative

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[tolkiengenerator]

and even worse died fingolfin‚ gay lil king of the noldor‚ most valid and big titted of the elven-kings of old

[balrogballs]

círdan is concerned

happy belated @crablorday ! i was so sad i didn’t get any time to do something for the event but i made good time on work and commissions today so enjoy a quick and frankly kind of messy little illustration. if you’re worrying that the implication is that círdan is going to eat crablor, you would be absolutely correct.

thank you for running the event @thescrapwitch (and for your perpetually lovely presence on my dashboard!!!

[minglinger]

i'm not dead everyone i just got distracted by getting into tumblr rp again. where's that post of melodramatic winnie-the-pooh 2015 tumblr rp halsey lyrics. you know the one. i been doing that

[sufjansjoy]

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

[sufjansjoy]

it’s my favorite image on the planet

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[syrenki]

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[pukicho]

I think all items should cost 8 dollars. That way evrrything costs 8 dollard

[dorothylarouge]

[pharma-serf]

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.

no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life

[balrogballs]

enjoy some fun, if rather lazily rendered, character designs from Nobody’s Son, featuring Finnu’s ‘delivering my dad’s eulogy’ outfit, the Comrade’s ‘this is as dressed up as I’m going to get to go to my very first gay bar I don’t care fuck you’ outfit, and of course, Aredhel’s ‘totally didn’t kill my husband wearing this’ outfit.

sorry idk how the fuck to draw snakes sorry for making it look like a little buddy i did not mean it