The Last Centurion

Brian; 20; EMT/History fan

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[good-morning-warren]

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

[blogthegreatrouge]

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

[daijoubougie]

shout out to the dads who saved us idiots from killing ourselves

[cnet]

Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds

Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch on fences like a bird.

[tigerpeets-deactivated20180529]

This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

[deadsiteletsfite]

naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

[n0chillvibes]

New story to scare children!

[temperatures]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Characters in first-person games never blink.

[crowexe]

they blink when you blink stupid

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tayintheflesh-deactivated201707]

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

[queenwhiskey]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[thedeskofdrychris]

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

[babyanimalgifs]

this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

Thousands of starlings over Rome. Source

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

someone kicked the cable on the skybox and it’s just static

[wepon]

“the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”

[jamiebythesea]

[zagreus]

i’m listening

[glitchlight]

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

[theriverblues]

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[princeanxious]

This made me so happy

[yesterdaysprint]

Life Magazine, April 1910

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[fat-internet-h00chie]

Oh Rosita, Rosita 😂😂😂

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[violentcrumbles]

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[puffsaddy]

welp.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Finesse of the century

[therecklessandpretty]

Finesse gang

[pocmemes]