patient zero

HIATUS/// I'm a normal boy and I'm normal about everything I'm not insane that guy in @mingfei-lu 's brain that annoys him

[mingze-lu]

「Patient zero, or Mingze.」

「Supposed "parasite" in my elder brother's brain.」

[mingze-lu]

//account hiatus. Everyone hats meᵕ᷄≀ ̠ᵕ᷅

[mingfei-lu]

Has anyone ever told you that you have that really sad look in your eyes only seen in angsty gay cowboy movies

“N-No…?? What the hell? Wait- why SPECIFICALLY gay cowboy movies?? Why am I being compared to a gay cowboy?!”

[mingze-lu]

「The gay cowboys mingfei. You're a gay cowboy.」

[mingfei-lu]

“Do you guys hate me that much? Is that’s what’s happening? Do you actually wanna torture me for the rest of my life?”

“Why are people talking about how ‘gay’ I am?! What part of me screams GAY?!”

[mingze-lu]

「Gege. Gege look. IS THIS NOT YOU? you cant deny it anymore.」

[mingfei-lu]

Has anyone ever told you that you have that really sad look in your eyes only seen in angsty gay cowboy movies

“N-No…?? What the hell? Wait- why SPECIFICALLY gay cowboy movies?? Why am I being compared to a gay cowboy?!”

[mingze-lu]

「The gay cowboys mingfei. You're a gay cowboy.」

[mingfei-lu]

“Guys, I talked about Chu Zihang a couple of times, and Finger told me that it was the ‘worst gay yearning’ he’s ever seen…”

“The hell is that supposed to mean?!”

[mingze-lu]

「You are the most oblivious man I have ever known, Mingfei.」

「It means he thinks you're crushing on that guy.」

[mingfei-lu]

“Haha, haha ha… I’m sorry, WHAT?? HOW??? I’ve never expressed interest in men before!”

[mingze-lu]

「Fucking liar I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.」

[mingze-lu]

「Everyone in Cassell is so gay looking genuinely. Are you sending those kids to kill dragons or are you sending them to a pride parade?」

[mingfei-lu]

“Guys, I talked about Chu Zihang a couple of times, and Finger told me that it was the ‘worst gay yearning’ he’s ever seen…”

“The hell is that supposed to mean?!”

[mingze-lu]

「You are the most oblivious man I have ever known, Mingfei.」

「It means he thinks you're crushing on that guy.」

[mingze-lu]

Ooc// how do you be accurate to your character I forgor

[mingze-lu]

「Meet potential MC! 」

「Gets cucked like 3 times」

「Incel loser Otaku QUEER.」

「They call him 007.」

「0 bitches」

「0 will to live anymore」

「7 fumbles」

[mingfei-lu]

“HEY!”

“I’m not queer.”

[mingze-lu]

「So you don't deny being an incel? Thats shocking.」

[mingfei-lu]

“WAIT NO, FUCKKKKK— I’M NOT AN INCEL EITHER!!

[mingze-lu]

「Sure. Keep telling yourself that!」

[mingze-lu]

「Meet potential MC! 」

「Gets cucked like 3 times」

「Incel loser Otaku QUEER.」

「They call him 007.」

「0 bitches」

「0 will to live anymore」

「7 fumbles」

[mingfei-lu]

“HEY!”

“I’m not queer.”

[mingze-lu]

「So you don't deny being an incel? Thats shocking.」

[jungvonherzog1]

:P

[mingze-lu]

「Meet potential MC! 」

「Gets cucked like 3 times」

「Incel loser Otaku QUEER.」

「They call him 007.」

「0 bitches」

「0 will to live anymore」

「7 fumbles」

[mingze-lu]

「Hi Tumblr. 」

「It's me. No. 0 normal guy. 」