Homophobia phobic

I got you didn't I? Nah bro I have a phobia of homophobes Send me asks I hate trump

[homophobia-official]

blep

I got you didn't I?

I'm just here to make fun of homophobes. Idiots.

I'm also here to make fun of transphobes. They're also idiots.

Also here to make fun of trump. I hate trump.

Send me asks talking about ur homophobic/transphobic experiences so I can make fun of the bigots

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[homophobia-official]

FIRE SHIT RIGHT HERE

[satan-offical]

so what did you want to talk about? oh? you're straight? ...no yeah we uh *side eye* accept you, I'm not heterophobic or anything... just like don't get a crush on me or anything haha.. you know that's like. really weird? like it's not natural. OMG im not being heterophobic it's a joke ughh your kind are such snowflakes

[homophobia-official]

Yeah I hate straight people

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Laws

No being mean or bigoted ( @homophobia-official get outta here along with @transphobia-official )

No needless murder (If you can prove it to the Court it was justified it's legal)

The Court's job is to fulfill the needs of, and to organise the fulfillment of the needs of, the Officialverse citizens, no more unless called upon, no less unless called upon.

Free speech

Freedom of religion

A new member of the Court must be elected once a member dies, leaves, or is voted out

In order to become the Ruler of the Officialverse, the previous ruler must have died and/or abdicated, and the members of the Court must participate in a rap battle to determine the next Ruler

Freedom of the press (aka freedom of fanfic)

Freedom of assembly

All laws listed below this one (no.9) can be subject to change

One small altar to the Fuckin Wizard and the current ruler following the Wizard's death must be erected for every two towns

Salamander Banishment Day is an Official official holiday to be celebrated upon the 3 of April every year. (the celebrations of which shall be specified later)

The Ides of March is an Official official holiday to be celebrated annually upon the 14 of March. (the celebrations of which shall be specified later)

LGBT+ people get free ice cream and sorbet all throughout June

The Tumblr Sexypeople contests are officially Officialverse voting days, work is not required on the days when votes are open!

More to come!

[homophobia-official]

Lmaur imagine falling for it

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

I AM frog

I AM sandifyer

I AM big

Okay hi

Um

No thought for intro post

Just bored

And thought this would be a good idea for some reason

Natas did it why can't I

Okay let's @ some officials below the cut

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @laciffo-natas @gaslight-offical @man-offical @no-one-offical @buff-no-one

Yeah okay that's all I can think of

@queer-offical @homosexuality-offical @paranoia-offical @someone-official @homophobia-official @monosodium-glutamate-official

I thought of more

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how do i create a petition to get rid of ai on tumblr

ban of AI on tumblr

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 14

@tagging-officals-offical, idk spread this shit

[halloween-offical]

HALLOWEEN APPROVES (of banning ai, fuck it)

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[thatonepersonunderthetable]

Tf you mean being gay is unnatural

The human species is LITERALLY called HOMOsapiens.

Get back to me when we're renamed Heterosapiens.

[homophobia-official]

^

Fax

[fr3nst1mulator]

[x6xspid3rx9x-deactivated2026013]

Tumblr can do better!

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[recoiloperated]

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[iamtheowls]

V

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[ketchuplaser]

R

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G

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

O

[enlightened-moth]

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[gettothedancing]

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[recoiloperated]

A

[the-davest-of-uncles]

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[blueboxbeagle]

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[ketchuplaser]

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[ketchuplaser]

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[maariimac]

U

[slitheryowl]

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[aquilacalvitium]

Wtf is wrong with you people

[queer-offical]

N

[homophobia-official]

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[thatonepersonunderthetable]

Toupee is spelled tou pee because Trump will one day be unable tou-pee and will die from kidney infection

[whitetigerdemoness]

Friendly reminder that this blog hates Nazis. Nazis are neither safe nor welcome here.

[satan-offical]

guys pack it up, I'm the most mischaracterized character

[imb0ring]

@homophobia-official

[homophobia-official]

Sticking with Satan on this one, I'm not well known enough to be that mischaractarized...

[homophobia-official]

are you afraid of houses

Yeah theyre really scary

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[buzzycrow]

this is so goddamn gross. saving this for if i stumble across one of these disgusting fucks.

[not-offical-offical]

say it with me now:

FUCK PEDOPHILES

[thatonepersonunderthetable]

I JUST LOST THE GAME

*braces for inevitable murder*

@staff @child-of-weaver-and-wyrm @satan-offical

@chef-lugoli-official @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @eredin-offical @no-one-offical @some-one-offical @gay-guy-offical @gaslight-offical @gaslamp-offical @the-radiance-official @potato-pelago @laciffo-natas @green-prince-official @sentinel-second @idk

@caranid-blog @cloth-official @wicked-witch-of-the-nest @ragebait-offical

I will @ more blogs as I see fit

[chickfila-offical]

very important question:

are y'all gay

we aren’t gay

there are rumors

lies. lies.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

you sure abt that?

[chickfila-offical]

yes we ARE sure about this

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?

[chickfila-offical]

we are straight as a ruler.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight

[chickfila-offical]

…sure buddy

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting

[chickfila-offical]

YOU turned it… gay

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

YOURE NEXT

[chickfila-offical]

NUH UH

THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical

[chickfila-offical]

excuse me.

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

i know theyre very scary

(cool as fuck gods)

[chickfila-offical]

then where are your gods now?

[fuck-it-its-fine-official]

...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help

[homophobia-official]

@chickfila-official is straight as my spine

Oh wait I have scoliosis

Gay

[homophobia-official]

my entire class is so bigoted that whenever I came out as transmasc they would refuse to stand by me in line, they treat me like I'm diseased lol. I saw this blog and felt like this was a good place to tell that little story. whenever I stand near kids they will literally JUMP away from me. they ain't tryna catch a case of queer I guess 🥹🥹

mmm yes... the rainbow disease ;3 /silly

Seriously though... don't let assholes get to you.