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[inferior]

Dead end By Maya Beano

[jvlianbashir]

*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[rodiaraskolnikov-remade-blog]

anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck's sake

[rodiaraskolnikov-remade-blog]

why i gave the pope huniepop

[rodiaraskolnikov-remade-blog]

sir you have a mutation in your sonic hedgehog

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

[aepex]

[dykecadence]

[calamitysong]

i hope i am not just a mutual to you all but also a joke of a man

[valtsv]

fuck you (confession of love)

[forthiswholeworld]

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

[minimalvariety]

I paid for ozzy osbournes coke this entire year

[jumex]

Me in room by myself in complete silence: so true bestie

[valtsv]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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