THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood
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THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood
“it’s like destiny.”
Petition for Nicky to be abducted in the sequel so that we can see the entire team going batshit crazy and have Marwan flex his acting chops the way he wants.
Nicky: There's a TV, Joe!
Please, someone tell me it wasn't just me that fell in love with that one damn line! It's not just what he says, but how he says it, then Joe's 'Champagne?' afterwards. I just love those two.
Angel Nicky, anyone? 😇
So… I drew this for my bingo square “super powers”. I needed a visible super power and, well, I love wings.
But as I was drawing, my mind kept coming up with ideas for a story. What if Nicky was an angel? He meets Joe, a human, and falls in love without even realising that’s what he’s feeling. Next thing Joe is involved in an accident. He nearly dies, but Nicky saves him. Only Joe was supposed to die, and now destiny is out of balance. Joe has to die. Or can Nicky change both Joe’s destiny and his own?
Shipping
Expectation:
Reality:
They are literally killing me with how hot they look.
Obviously I’ll never stop talking about this scene, but something I’ve never clocked onto before: Gabriel saying “Report back to active service.”
What a stunning dismissal of all of Aziraphale’s work and efforts in five words. Gabriel has been sending Aziraphale out on missions for 6000 years, and then implies that they didn’t even constitute “active service”?
The sadness on this poor lambs face gets me everytime!
at least no one can deny that global warming/climate change is happening after this summer
Buying games your computer can’t run
Buying games your computer can sorta run.
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls
ur fucking right we do
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!
me, a mere European:
fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits
me, a mere European:
fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!
me, a mere European:
FUCKING THIS OMFG
Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.
fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!
me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer
fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!
me, a mere European: *American Netflix
this is so true and i hate it so much
Tumblr: It’s on Netflix.
Me, an Asian: WHICH NETFLIX. *GO CHECK OUT MY NETFLIX* FUCK NOT THIS NETFLIX.
Fuckin got me
When English isn’t taught correctly…
Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression
(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)
Scottish Tumblr ™ came through
difference between reading smut and fluff
smut/ rated M and E:
pokerface sage level
frozen af
slight mouth twitching
less breathing/no breathing at all
often reads at exposed public spaces
CHILL AF
fluff:
tendency to break things
screaming
raptor noises
more screaming
fanning self
chill level at -0
hits everything and everyone
always on the verge of cardiac arrest
abnormal heart rate
external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed
‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’