worship the master

hi i like neopets and i'm a minion of sloth, the true ruler of neopets 90% of my posts are about neo but occasionally i post other things idk what else to write um i also love to eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neopets is great

[kdsfjhsdremade-deactivated20161]

[beastsallovertheshop-deactivate]

ok ok so i do want to do a quick rundown of why this is happening for the people who just logged on to neopets to witness the chaos tonight:

in 2004, neopets was sold by its original owners to Viacom where the site was advertised pretty regularly on Nickelodeon’s 6-13 age block...

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

[discopolice]

[brucicle]

The boards today are like

[rebecca-nsb]

[minionofsloth]

[minionofsloth]

[minionofsloth]

prof: any questions?

me: (raises hand)

me: what do you do if fierce peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

[queen-xweetok]

[avidneopian]

50 Shades of UC Grey

[minionofsloth]

I'm so stressed out about college I can't believe I'm starting so soon

[aristinkle-deactivated20170403]

I was looking at old Return of Dr. Sloth images and ???

[poogle-races]

"BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK…"

"I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW"

[minionofsloth]

Friend: Why do neopets lose their clothes when they're abandoned? I don't get it

Me: tbh I get naked before I get pounded too

Friend: I don't know you

[tastefullyoffensive]

Trust me, I’m an engineer. [x]

[heckyeahneopets]

[blumawoo]

the avatar chat weighs in on the brazil/germany match

[crispyshrimpies]

when you type no problem as NP