The Neobest

Vanessa. Twenty-nine. Uncomfortably addicted to neopets. Username: watersportsfanFeel free to send me asks, neomail, or add me as a neofriend! ** Do I partake in NC trading? Boy howdy do I! Send me those casual trade requests. **Please note that this is a side-blog, so you will likely be followed, messaged, and have posts responded to/liked from Spacepsychologist, which is my personal blog.

[starbiology]

moot pointed out we were missing a classic redraw of them

[adobe-outdesign]

this image came to me in a dream

[crittaslink]

kitty need blunt NOW

[adobe-outdesign]

Alien Aisha who's been bummed out because no one on Neopia likes their Toe Nail Soup finally meeting a Varwolf and being overjoyed that someone around here has good taste

[starbiology]

her fuckn happy meal

[ratpizzacasino]

I love all of the goth neopets, here is my re-imagining of them shopping at hot topic.

[thefoilguy]

Aisha from Neopets - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

[reputayswift]

[tombol-r]

here are the clues ive collected:

the culprit touched this fortune cookie

the culprit stepped on the fortune

the culprit’s fingerprints are roughly nine times the size of their footprints

[neobastard]

AMA livestream code!

enter BIRTHDAYBASH at grundo's warehouse for this item:

[neobastard]

lol. lmao even.

[avidneopian]

Thank you 🖤

[neobastard]

mah there's a weird fuckin cat outside

[redfox32228]

let's learn about government in neopia

Altador: Monarchy, ruled by King Altador Brightvale: Monarchy, ruled by King Hagan Meridell: Monarchy, ruled by King Skarl I Faerieland: Monarchy, ruled by Queen Fyora Maraqua: Monarchy, ruled by King Kelpbeard Roo Island: Monarchy, ruled by King Roo Shenkuu: Monarchy, ruled by an unnamed Emperor Krawk Island: Ruled by Governor Gavril McGill, so probably a democracy Tyrannia: Republic, ruled by a council of elders Kreludor: Jointly ruled by Zorlix and Xarthab, two tribal elders Lost Desert: Collection of monarchies united by the Lost Desert Alliance Mystery Island: Previous monarchy died out, now a cluster of individually governed tribes Darigan Citadel: ruled by Lord Darigan, which only really implies he owns the land. Fascistic dictatorship, who takes over after Darigan unclear Neopia Central: Police state, ruled by the Defenders of Neopia Kiko Lake: nominally ruled by Mayor Fuff, however the real power lies in an overbearing HOA Lutari Island: Theocracy Terror Mountain: Dictatorship of the proletariat Virtupets: Anarchist collective following the fall of Dr. Sloth Haunted Woods: this is actually just a very large self-governing polycule

[fuckyeahneopia]

[peppercorb]

rusha aisha ruki aiki.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I AM DOING A RESEARCH ON CHIA SEEDS SO I WANT TO PROMOTE IT DMV: EAT Verdict: ACCEPTED

[wibreth]

[x-unnamedgraves-x]

BARKING

[darieyrie]

forgot to post this piece of my vday tonu boy making arrangements