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#my art

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[maxbytes]

obsessed with the idea of spongebob being really protective of squidward and squilliam picks up on this and ragebaits him

[theironhorse]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[theironhorse]

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[ripempezardexerox]

I want candy, soda and power over other people's lives.

[oldinterneticons]

[mytearsrricochet]

[sufjansjoy]

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[glittervermin]

[funstyle]

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[gingehh]

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer