The void of death scares me.

but I stay silly :3 she/her, transbian as all hell and funny (wip)

[minmaxjohnson]

sorry for not posting in a while, I was too busy being sexy and silly (being misgendered at my summer camp job)

[borderline-personality-dreemurr]

non-binary people.

rb if you agree

[dragonnfire29]

Ahem

✨Nonbinary folks✨

[minmaxjohnson]

alternatively

🗡️☠️🔥NONBINARY FOLKS🔥☠️🗡️

[eri-lessthan3]

Sand 🤤

[minmaxjohnson]

time to bring this one back

[minmaxjohnson]

GIRLS! YES!

post

[minmaxjohnson]

for every 196 refugee that follows me because they see me as a safe account, I just want you to know:

- I am a goofy goober

- I spread lies

- I act confident to mask pure ignorance

- If you like women haiii hi :3 hey heyyy hii heyo :p

[youpicpictures]

So that's why Tumblr sucks so bad right now, I feel like the guy at the end of an Elephant parade scooping all the shit up and out of my blog every F'ing day now!

[minmaxjohnson]

well that's not very nice :(

it's okay though, I forgive you :3

[gjjuddmk2]

[gjjuddmk2]

[minmaxjohnson]

first time I see this gif duo actually in the correct order

[minmaxjohnson]

so I'm in a server with my uncle and his friends and we have a channel which consists of photos of food being left in the wrong place in the supermarket.

you know when you suddenly decide that you don't need those chicken wings and deep them in the fruit section? yeah that's what we call the client's choice

here are some of the ones I found

[the-sapphic-raven]

[minmaxjohnson]

genuinely I thought these three were one image and I was ready to send them as one

[nsfwcarpetmuncher]

Sure sex is cool and all but sometimes I just want someone to play with my hair and listen to my useless rants about things I like and let me buy flowers for them and appreciate it and make dinner for them every night and just watch them sleep and god have them miss me so bad while I'm in the shower that they come and sit in the bathroom and tell me random things.

[minmaxjohnson]

someone called me naturally funny

babygirl this isn't natural, I had to work for my sense of humor and it's still not fully operational

[minmaxjohnson]

let this serve as an example that you don't always to follow through on your ideas. sometimes it's okay to just give up.

[statisticallyimmortal]

Oversimplified corporate logo boykisser

[minmaxjohnson]

trying to appeal to a wider demographic of boykissers

[handsomegentlebutch]

rb this if its okay for your followers to send you flirtatious messages

[minmaxjohnson]

omg please do

[bethany-imadebiscuits]

i cannot wait to call my future gf my love, my doll, my darling, my woman, my lady, my future wife, my lover

~i’m going to keep adding to this the more i think of btw~

[minmaxjohnson]

here's a few more ideas:

my dear, sweetie, my lil padlock, my little marmalade, my uh ummm I uh-, my goobie snoobert, my partner in crime, my next meal, my little sunshine

[minmaxjohnson]

gays I think I sillied too close to the sun

I've been trying to post images three times now and tumblr will just not let me

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[minmaxjohnson]

note: i am not a real graphic designer. i study film right now and i only do this as a hobby. i am, however, not having any sex whatsoever. so uh... take that liberals!

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

a girl should have a. . .

penis

vagina

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

[alihoe]

I’m gonna throw up i want a gf