forest fire

life's a party and i'm the piñata | jamie; she/her | memes | messy

[ube-kun]

[64mpg]

i have been slightly less online than usual

[chavdog]

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[discojams]

adopting this into my vocabulary

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[uovoc]

I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

oh not again why is always you

[infectiouspiss]

hey baby let me come over i'll make your old crusty scroogeussy feel good

[yossyislandd]

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

[yossyislandd]

like his name isn’t hommunity service or something

[unofficial-sean]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Of all the places I expected to see flatfish, that was not one of them.

[coughloop]

First living surfboard

[marlinspirkhall]

Flat. Fuck. Friday.

[inmemoriame]

This show is so good man

What purpose did that serve

[edwad]

why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo

ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO

[lady-viccy]

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

[mellancholy-morose]

I hold my action to interact with them in real time

but take one level of exhaustion and only manage a short rest

still worth it

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[elvis-official]

Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

[ghost-of-elvis-official]

Well this is awkward...

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's my own specter

[elliespectacular]

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

[shamebats]