can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? @minnesotamild - Tumblr Blog

me, not very competent at tagging original content so people in the fandoms actually see it, begging you guys to trawl through my gifs tag and reblog anything you like so it gets some notes and people might see it? it’s more likely than you think !

#my gifs #is the tag #if you’re feeling nice #there are some edits I think are good but that have no notes rip

kurulover

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

kurulover

scleroticstatue

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

packloafer

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

#the terror #shows

edithsweetithh

in honor of america's 250th birthday approaching, here's your friendly reminder that this poem by emma lazarus (a jewish-american woman) is on a plaque attached to the statue of liberty:

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

casino-night-zone

there’s always, ALWAYS a tumblr blog you’re following that turns into a kpop blog without warning and you have absolutely no idea who they were before

pseudomantis

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

beggars-opera

Gonna be so funny when Trump dies of heat stroke in the middle of his 4th of July speech and topples off the podium with a sad little thud

librarian-raichu

A sad little thud for a sad little chud 😢

Jk lol I hope he shits himself to death on public television

beggars-opera

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Feels like a bad idea maybe

hemlockcocktailsii

"Such a coaxing elf,

Sure I shook myself."

#music

we-have-black-marble-at-home

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

windynebula

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.