mayo colored

am mostly online when in a bad place bc shitposting is my escape from reality

[oneheadtoanother]

[theorangepdf]

visiting your grandparents when you’re not a kid anymore is like. this place was magical to me as a seven year old. it looks like a normal house now. i can remember thinking there was something hidden in the garden. there’s a feeling buried here i may never be able to reach again.

[buffjesusgooglesearch]

Whenever I feel unwell I simply think about the glory of how a Romeo and Juliet/Sherlock Holmes crossover crack gnome au was not only written but made into a full length animated movie

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[funnypicsdept]

[starei]

the concept of growing into love is so much more intriguing than falling in love. it's like, on all our good days and bad days, I will choose to love you, I will learn with you, I will live my life with you and we will grow into and with each other through the passage of time

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I'm just a simple white man I see a loaf of bread and a block of cheese and I think well that's just fine

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner

[bushdog]

(via A concrete and fantastically old school push-button phone slide — Tokyo Times)

[windows-98]

[natcaptor]

[orteil42]

it’s so easy to accumulate blind spots in what should otherwise be common knowledge. when i was little i got sick and missed 1 day of class and for the next 8 years i just didn’t know how to read an analog clock

[dastardlydorito]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Why would you do this to me, personally

What prompted this attempt on my life

[afeelgoodblog]

wholesome story :)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

When he was a guest on Game Grumps, he told a story about playing Wii for the first time. It was at one of these big music industry person party things and he was just trying to fit in and relax. Someone suggested trying out this new crazy motion controlled video game called Wii. They fired up Wii Bowling and Al promptly (accidentally) threw the controller at the TV as hard as he could

[appendingfic]

I cannot believe the wii warning sillhouette guy was weird al

[cetitanhasmoved]

i love this shit i need more examples

[cloudmancy]

op of the original tweet here there are SO many examples in the replies

[dogsuffrage]

Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

[dancinbutterfly]

They’re the Borgias and they the Borgheses and literally allowing mountains of modern visual artists(genius or otherwise) to work in their desired field for a living because they pay and they pay WELL so these amazing people don’t have to waste their time and talent in unrelated or corporate fields.

We have works we don’t even know are treasures because furries will shell out for graphic porn of themselves on the reg.

[lyanro]

@toc1n0 thanks im losing my goddamn mind

[dancinbutterfly]

FURRIES👏ARE👏THE👏PATRON-GENTRY👏OF👏THE👏21st👏CENTUNRY👏

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theflashisgone]

Work with cats for a living, can confirm

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]