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garden-gno-thanks

My body is a device that turns BERRIES into FERTILIZER

garden-knome

My berry harvest was better than yours dumbass

garden-gno-thanks

are you doing alright Phil?

Did I say something wrong to you at the Best Berries Barbeque last month?

look, I'm sorry about your wife. You don't need to lash out like this

garden-knome

YOU KILLED MY COCKROACH WIFE RIGHT UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME! I had to resort to marrying my 11th cockroach THIS WEEK. THAT WAS MY 80TH FAVORITE ONE

garden-gno-thanks

I said I was SORRY!!!!

Look, if you just married a Daffodil like a GNORMAL GNOME, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

you fucking COCKROACH CODDLER!!!!!

wh1t3y

You may have turned me into a mushroom, but saying c//kroach c/ddler is the worst thing you've done. 😔

urie

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

urie

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

urie

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

wh1t3y

Actually thought this was just a me thing because I am actually a gay man who struggles a lot with having male non sexual friendships. And the ironic thing is that one of my closest and quickest-made friends was a straight guy who I shared a hotel room with, and we were both so comfortable talking about sex that the idea of actually having sex stopped being a thing

dingodad

in retrospect it's making me smile that when Davepeta was created a majority of readers (incl. myself) were like wow this is crazy, they're gonna use their Moirail Powers to somehow soothe the Dirk and Equius parts of Lord English and that's how they're gonna win... it just makes too much sense... and then ON SIGHT Davepeta just starts beating the crap out of Lord English with swords and claws. ALWAYS BEAT YOUR BOYFRIEND BACK

wh1t3y

Honestly I don't see an interpretation of Dirk and Equius in there that would respond to emotion. They're both at a baseline very violent and then inside that thing they're influenced not only by each other but also by fucking caliborn and gamzee?? Talk no jutsu isn't getting you outta this one

encryptidarchivist

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

wh1t3y

Count dracula? Uhhh ok. Oh fuck he's gone. I lost count.

garden-gno-thanks

I need some fucking shrooms

punkitt-is-here

ralsei galsei baby lets go

wh1t3y

I find it really interesting that I see people so often talk about Ralsei being trans because of how feminine he is, then fact Susie is his direct foil by being a tough and masculine girl but I don't think I've ever seen people seriously suggest her being a trans man?

Genuinely, I want to know what leads people to one idea, but then they don't have that same logic for another character who's just an inversion of the other

wh1t3y

Read my funny comic

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Deltarune Fun Fact:

If you're struggling with a particular encounter in Deltarune, that's not only a reflection of your skill but also your worth as a human being.

wh1t3y

I find the watercooler really funny because it's toby fox just casually saying that he can add y fair bullet patterns if he wants he just doesn't unless it would be funny

userfpurteen

GAHAHHAHAA I made a comic!!! will I ever do it again? i don't know this killed me it took all night and all day 🚬👴🏻 I need to lie down.

this is a love letter to sanji and all the chefs in my life who I know and cherish

otiksimr

Give me.

Animals to draw.

Yes I will allow your fantasy beasts.

Just no individual characters.

otiksimr

don’t worry what I’m going to do to them. They’ll be completely fine and safe. Don’t worry.

wh1t3y

Lego unicorn

pokemonshelterstories

i understand that many of you come from a place of good intentions but sending someone with two type handling certifications and working on her third a message asking her if she "tried using food" to convince a pokemon comes off as more than a little condescending

parkchanwoohoo

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

I find it interesting that Rose is increasingly losing the symbolism of the sun and it's more and more applied to various Johns. Like, there was no reason for nymph John to be a yellow starfish at all.

#hsbc #hsbc upd8