My body is a device that turns BERRIES into FERTILIZER
My berry harvest was better than yours dumbass
are you doing alright Phil?
Did I say something wrong to you at the Best Berries Barbeque last month?
look, I'm sorry about your wife. You don't need to lash out like this
YOU KILLED MY COCKROACH WIFE RIGHT UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME! I had to resort to marrying my 11th cockroach THIS WEEK. THAT WAS MY 80TH FAVORITE ONE
I said I was SORRY!!!!
Look, if you just married a Daffodil like a GNORMAL GNOME, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS
you fucking COCKROACH CODDLER!!!!!
You may have turned me into a mushroom, but saying c//kroach c/ddler is the worst thing you've done. 😔















