I would like to request what I call the "Ghibli curse": May all food taste like ash in your mouth
It's adapted Calcifer the fire demon saying this classic line:
I don't eat meat, so I needed something more devastating 😈
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I would like to request what I call the "Ghibli curse": May all food taste like ash in your mouth
It's adapted Calcifer the fire demon saying this classic line:
I don't eat meat, so I needed something more devastating 😈
Hey. I need to draw more of this stuff huh. Once artfight is done this year I'm gonna hit this blog again
Close to you (2/2)
Close to you (1/2)
Crop of some interesting things happening to Jayce on my ipad 😌. Might post the full thing when I’m done ☺️
“FALLING INTO PIECES”
PAIRING: Spider-Man Noir x Reader Reader is a male. Bottom Noir. KINKTOBER CW: SMUT, physical descriptions of r (taller than o’hara), implied internal homophobia (noir), size kink, anal fingering
Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things
Fuck women in a homosexual manner
Rode the train to places you want to visit
Advocate for public infrastructure improvements
So my mom has been in the hospital in unbelievable pain all week and I'm like. What if I got people to read her smutty books. And she gets out of the hospital to hit like thousands of reads on Kindle
The problems with this plan;
She writes mostly m/f (well, m/m/m/m/f occasionally and everyone I know is a homosexual of some type)
I don't know how to market romance/smut
I don't know how to say "will you read my mom's porn" without it being weird
Basically if anyone has ideas I'd love to hear them
ok here are the books (i like the pen name lol)
Author of Together in Harmony, Totally Wrecked, and Totally Shipped
points for buying/reading totally wrecked
bonus bonus points for drawing fanart and tagging her tiktok
she doesn't want this kind of promo but I'm doing this anyway bc she's my mom and she was at a 9 on the pain scale all week this week
i don't really know anything about romance (not my genre) but her other stuff are fun reads
"I don't know how to say "will you read my mom's porn" without it being weird"
WELL GOOD NEWS SIS I HAVE NO SHAME
READ MY MUMS PORN BOOK CAUSE SHE'S IN HOSPITAL
Welp. I think it's time to christen this blog with my first theme-appropriate art post.
Local Wizard Goes To Store, Casts Duplicate On All The Items
aka I went to the antique mart this weekend and did a bunch of art studies in augmented reality! SUPER fun way to hone the ol 3D brush skills
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Walk a mile in these Goncharovs and see things like me
i need more dreamling moments pls..