*Inserts Sarcasm*

Nobody reads these.

[mourningsstars]

no offense but. spongebob squarepants movie 2004

[youngcokedeal]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebelchers]

“I meant go, not scat.”

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[twitblr]

The real MVP 💯

[goawfma]

sumn positive on ur dashboard 😭❤️

[midnighttrain247]

Breakfast Across the Globe

[supgina]

BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE

[thesickestsinner]

and the most important one…Jamaican Breakfast

[queenstravelingfoodie]

Followed by a Haitian breakfast

[lilhabesha]

Ethiopian breakfast 💚💛❤

[okayysophia]

Nigeria breakfast 🇳🇬

[mintandfurs]

I love breakfast..

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

[madasahatter-highasakite]

[itsdetachable]

Keeping Our Supply Chains Moving

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[edwrad-deactivated20141015]

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[scootscoot5000]

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

[chipmunkwithwings]

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

[too-cool-for-facebook]

give this man a fucking award

[dreamers-and-seekers]

This song should play every time I enter the room

[anonymousnerdgirl]

Millennial Anthem

[ripperblackstaff]

my theme song, for sure. It should play while I’m at work.

[moki-dokie]

this is the most amazing song i’ve ever heard oh my GOD

[lower-east-side]

this is fucking amazing 😂

[avani-hub]

It’s 2019 and if you’re still telling your daughter to “put on clothes” because she wearing shorts or short sleeves in her own house because there’s men in the house you need to look at the men in yo house BITCH

[unbotheredmuse]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

[rymonaflowers]

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]