HE CAN LOWER THE BLOCK

olivia/gwen/cat - 27 - se/ser or any pronouns - butch cartoon-liker 18+ followers only pls - icon by the kamikita twins

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[txttletale]

ub in standard doesn't just make magic into a stupid clownshow it also literally makes ub worse... all sorts of random minor characters got extermely unique cool evocative top-down designs in WHO, 40K, PIP, but all they can think of for a card called "loki, god of mischief" is the most generic draw engine ever put to cardboard? this sucks man

[grenadineghost]

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

[aemulatorizrafel]

Happy Pride!!

[ak794itomugi]

[fluffytiramisu]

05/20/26

AMABIE アマビエ Mixed Media (India ink, crayon, colored pencil, Gelly Roll Pens)

[hbmmaster]

reblog is goblin backwards

[wayslidecool]

[ak794itomugi]

[charl0ttan]

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

[charl0ttan]

my childhood = ruined.

[mewvore]

Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"

[dreamypyon]

I really like the chibi style in the sailor moon manga 🙏🏽

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[ak794itomugi]

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[kabutoraiger]

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[tazuransi]

le phelt