where the hell am i

@cow-legs' reblog/chatter zone || he/ham || Hello, I'm so happy that someone came. I've been waiting for a visitor for quite some time. It's been a while since I arrived here. Unfortunately, when I first came my vehicle derailed. I wasn't hurt, but because of the accident I was unable to leave RHEM. At first I tried to find my way around, but it didn't get me anywhere. As far as i can tell, I haven't even set foot on most of the territory of this, my involuntary sojourn. And many of the things here completely mystify me. I just can't figure this place out, and all I want to do is get away. That's why i need your vehicle. Although I know you won't understand, if you had come just a few months earlier I would have taken you with me. But now it's too late. Fate has kept me in this exile, and now it's all yours. I've been here way too long. And all I want is to leave this place. Maybe fate will treat you better than it has treated me. Good luck!

[abandonware-prophet]

the beast

[ammnontet]

confrontation at blasphemous keep

[padabana]

The Queen's Skill Surf Cannot Be Stopped.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[gladluckbrian]

[good-gamers]

[jetix]

2025-05-09

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[videofame]

[16-14]

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[bgm05]

really funny thing for toby to do after deltarune comes out would be to immediately release an “Undertale 2” like 3 days after and it’s a direct continuation of Undertale and it’s just the most low effort piece of shit imaginable like Sans goes missing and we have to go rescue him from Chara’s ghost or something

[bgm05]

undertale 2: the search for sans

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[chimeracauldron]

That boy ain't right