MintParfait

Mostly reblogs and ramblings of a childish 28 year-old and wannabe illustrator from Portugal. Stay here for comics, feminism, witchcraft and the color pink!

[mintparfait]

Can’t believe this sh*t is still active. Hello!

[lokgifsandmusings]

[bussycopter]

This was the first clue everyone

[thezodiaczone]

[mintparfait]

What do you mean that the alien part is not over 50%???

[catchingtearsinrain]

Rhapsody In Blue Blue dresses in art (European art 1600s-1800s) Infanta Maria Isabela de Borbon (detail) by Vicente Palmaroli, 1866 Maria Theresa (detail) by Martin van Meytens, 1749 Salome with the head of St John the Baptist (detail) by Carlo Dolci (1665-1670 ) Rachel Kay Shuttleworth (detail) by Michele Gordigiani,1876 María Cristina de Borbón, (detail) Reina de España, by Vicente López Portaña, 1830. Mrs. James Warren (Mercy Otis) (detail) by John Singleton Copley, 1763

[golden-jay98-deactivated2020072]

Dick: Jay is Bruce’s favorite son because Bruce never gave up on him.

Jason: Dickie-bird is Bruce’s favorite son because he’s the golden child and the first.

Tim: Damian is Bruce’s favorite son because he’s his biological son.

Damian: Drake is Father’s favorite son because he is the most like him in tactical skill.

Terry: I’m Bruce’s favorite son! :)

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.

Marie Antoinette (2006) dir. Sofia Coppola

[qweretta]

[batmanschildren]

Dick: You can’t cancel! Jason’s even wearing his formal leather jacket.

Jason: It’s the one without any blood on it.

[batfamilyposts]

Dick: love is in the air!

Damian, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over his nose: not anymore.

[thefussymeerkat]

Paolo Sebastian Couture AW 2016

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[themaddogofshimano-deactivated2]

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

[gentlemanbones]

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

[joshpeck]

this video changed my life

[mistocho]

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

[silverhawk]

ASMR: the fish man from the shape of water savagely beats up pennywise while the mii channel song plays in the background

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

itd just be wet slaps and clown honks

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

And the mii channel song playing in the background

[unpretty]

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

[unpretty]

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

[holy-quiznack-batman]

Let’s play a game called is that fanart of Shiro or Jason Todd

[alienisolationobsessive]

This would be me. I’d be like hi 😆😆😆