SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN (2026) SENTECE STARTERS
❛ What I didn’t expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can actually feel euphoric. ❜
❛ I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember their past lives and, I don’t know, maybe even the future. ❜
❛ I hope our kid comes out like you. ❜
❛ Are you sure he’s the one?❜
❛ No pressure marrying the favorite child. ❜
❛ Oh, we were just talking about you, and you appeared out of thin air. I told you I can summon things. ❜
❛ Come meet your new family. ❜
❛ Did you know there’s something evil living in these woods? ❜
❛ I stabbed a guy at the dive bar. With the car keys. He was super fucking creepy. ❜
❛ I do feel sort of like I’m having déjà vu but, not the good kind. Like I feel something so familiar, and I don’t know how to describe it except just dread. Like when you just know something bad’s gonna happen. ❜
❛ We won’t be seeing much of each other anymore. ❜
❛ You have always been someone who sees with his soul instead of his eyes. ❜
❛ Time is an unstoppable force. And it will do whatever it can to destroy you. And ultimately, it will win. ❜
❛ It is up to you now to protect the soul in front of you. ❜
❛ Marriage is a powerful merging of souls. It’s like being sewn together. And in the wrong union, it can feel like being chained to a shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean. But in the right union, it can feel like immortality. ❜
❛ Cheers to immortality. ❜
❛ Do I adequately protect your soul? ❜
❛ You don’t know anything about what’s going on here. ❜
❛ You know how family is. Oh my God. Oh, I completely forgot. You don’t have a family. ❜
❛ Must have been so, so difficult going through adolescence without a mother. ❜
❛ A mother absorbs her children and vice versa. ❜
❛ I’m so, so, s… so, so, so sorry. Because of what this will do to you both. ❜
❛ Something weird is going on. ❜
❛ There’s this bride-shaped hole, and they just need a body to fill it. ❜
❛ They all keep bursting into tears, and it’s fucking freaking me out. ❜
❛ They’re whispering about shit and crying, and they’re hiding something from us. ❜
❛ She’s gonna do what she’s told if she knows what’s good for her. ❜
❛ I’m not trying to spiral. I’m trying to be good and normal here. But there really is something going on. ❜
❛ They want to, like, sacrifice me to the fucking devil or something. ❜
❛ We have been planning her death for a few months now. ❜
❛ I think you’re exactly what this family needs. You’ll keep us honest. ❜
❛ Let’s postpone the wedding. ❜
❛ Maybe we don’t want to get married under these circumstances. ❜
❛ This is my dumb apology for, like, tactlessly unearthing your family secret. ❜
❛ You thought we were gonna kill you? No offense, but that’s kind of an insane conclusion to draw. ❜
❛ Did someone try to kill you once or something? ❜
❛ I do have to worry about it. Because you’re not worried, and someone has to fucking worry. ❜
❛ It doesn’t go away if you close your eyes real tight. ❜
❛ You didn’t just suddenly exist. You came from… somewhere, and when you die, you will leave somewhere behind. ❜
❛ You shouldn’t sleep in the bathtub. ❜
❛ What about me soaking quietly in a bathtub makes you go, “Let me come in here and stab him over and over again with a toothpick till he bleeds to death.” ❜
❛ Oh, baby, you want nice? You should have married the other one. ❜
❛ But that’s the thing, you don’t want nice. Because I hate to break it to you. You’re not actually nice either. ❜
❛ You need to deal with your shit, yeah? Because things will start slipping away all around you. ❜
❛ Are you who you want your son to be? ❜
❛ Baby, sometimes I fantasize about hiring someone to kill you. ❜
❛ Okay, how do I call a family meeting? ❜
❛ You don’t take compliments well. ❜
❛ It’s kind of a bad omen to get married during a death ceremony. ❜
❛ Good thing I haven’t had this awful feeling ever since I got here that something bad is gonna happen. ❜
❛ It’s just, I feel like I’ve been here before. ❜
❛ I’ve had dreams about this place. Like this room, this exact room. ❜
❛ You are not going to die because you’re getting married. ❜
❛ Why would you show me that? ❜
❛ You lied to me about everything! ❜
❛ Oh my God. Stop. You’re a fucking crazy person! ❜
❛ Tell me you don’t feel it too. Tell me you feel hunky-dory. Tell me you feel like everything’s fucking… peaches and butterflies. ❜
❛ Did you feel it when you got closer to this place? Just… dread? Fear? ❜
❛ You are going to die if you marry him. ❜
❛ I did it, all of it, to protect you. ❜
❛ Death loves a bargain. ❜
❛ Death has been following you. Turn around. He wants to get a closer look. ❜
❛ When you are immortal like me, you miss the threats of Death. It makes things interesting. ❜
❛ You are not letting me go. I am not yours. Okay? I’m already gone, and you can’t fix it. ❜
❛ Do you believe in curses? ❜
❛ You are the one person for me. You are the one. ❜
❛ Your soul…It’s so pure and perfect. I’m never gonna let anything happen to it because your soul is mine, and mine is yours, okay? ❜
❛ My mother told us the best thing you can do before you decide to marry someone is go through something traumatic together. ❜
❛ Has anyone died in front of you? ❜
❛ I mean, if there is such thing as a soulmate, then, yes, [name] is my soulmate. ❜
❛ This can’t be your burden. ❜
❛ It’s not a fake monster story. It’s real fucking horror. ❜
❛ It’s fine that you don’t believe in it. But I saw it with my own eyes. ❜
❛ Your soulmate’s a liar. ❜
❛ Want to talk about fate? How about the way you and I met? ❜
❛ I think I just saved your life. ❜
❛ You lied to me about so many things. ❜
❛ I am not a fucking adventure for you to go on. ❜
❛ Maybe I shouldn’t have saved your life that day. ❜
❛ Oh my gosh! She is so mean! She looks poor. ❜
❛ I need a favor. It’s illegal and weird, and you can’t ask me any questions. ❜
❛ I assumed I was helping you run away or fake your own death or something interesting. ❜
❛ It’s still breaking and entering if you steal a key. ❜
❛ I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée. ❜
❛ There are no signs from the universe. It’s just you taking something that happened and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren’t, and then deciding what it means. ❜
❛ Wanna talk about real shit? This is the end of how things are. ❜
❛ Soon, we’re gonna have a decision to make. Let each other go or find a new reason to stick together. ❜
❛ I’m sick of this family treating me like a child. It’s fucking with me. ❜
❛ You have to admit you do have trouble accepting things. You can’t accept imperfection. ❜
❛ The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself. ❜
❛ You’re drawn to stories, not people. ❜
❛ Just be careful. I don’t want you to ruin everything like you usually do. ❜
❛ How do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid? ❜
❛ God forbid anyone’s honest around here. ❜
❛ I don’t say this lightly. You’re really, really, really lucky to have me. Because I know how to summon the dead. ❜
❛ This curse thing has completely bent your reality. ❜
❛ It’s your last night of freedom. Do whatever you want with it. ❜
❛ There is no such thing as bad luck. Only bad decisions. And this is one of them. ❜
❛ She made me summon the devil to see if she was your soulmate. ❜
❛ I am walking down the fucking aisle into his arms, no matter what. ❜
❛ It’s a ritual, and we have to do it, and then everything’s gonna be okay. ❜
❛ I’m a medium-bad person, and when I think about it, I’ve actually always known this, and this is an opportunity for me to fix it. ❜
❛ You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person. ❜
❛ So I’m gonna do it, and you’re either gonna help me or you’re not, but I’m gonna do it. ❜
❛ This will not be a tragedy-filled wedding. ❜
❛ Do you think this is the only way to survive? ❜
❛ I will not let you turn this wedding into some devil-worshiping party. ❜
❛ What do you want my blood for? ❜
❛ It’s true what they say. No one escapes the three rings of marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ❜
❛ Would you have changed yourself irrevocably to turn into my soulmate? ❜
❛ Can we get back to the part where I don’t die? ❜
❛ Everything’s gonna be okay, because I’m going to change. ❜
❛ I don’t want anything about you to change. ❜
❛ It’s like, yeah, you might be cursed, but I’m pretty sure I’m evil or something. ❜
❛ We were so good before we got here. ❜
❛ So, you believe me, right? About the curse? ❜
❛ The only certainty in life is death. ❜
❛ I have nothing to worry about, because you are my good luck charm. ❜
❛ I understand you now better than I ever have before. ❜
❛ Marriage destroys people. ❜
❛ I don’t want our relationship to change. ❜
❛ Let’s just get the keys, get in the car, and drive. Fuck all this. ❜
❛ You were supposed to take the leap of faith with me. ❜
❛ I just refuted my family’s whole value system for you! ❜
❛ That’s not a reason to get married. It should be because we love each other and we believe in that. ❜
❛ Our whole relationship revolves around you. ❜
❛ It’s always me reassuring you that everything’s okay, even when there’s literally nothing going on! Because you think something’s always out to get you, so I’m always tiptoeing around your sensitivities. ❜
❛ Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you. Nothing is easy. ❜
❛ You’re a really hard person to love! ❜
❛ You loved me? Do you not love me anymore? ❜
❛ Do you not believe in the curse? ❜
❛ I think both of us have been cursed in our own ways by the systems that raised us. ❜
❛ You don’t let me think independently of you! You don’t accept it when I don’t share your exact perspective. ❜
❛ What you do when you love someone is you believe the person that you love. That’s what trust is. ❜
❛ You chose a version of me a long time ago, and that’s all I am. ❜
❛ I’m not gonna fucking die for him. ❜
❛ I’m not gonna betray myself for you anymore. I deserve a second chance. ❜
❛ I knew that bitch was satanic from the second I saw her. ❜
❛ I don’t know what my life looks like without you. ❜
❛ I’m so sorry that this happened to you, okay? But remember that… it did happen. So don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. ❜