wtf the fuck

i'm kristine and i have no idea what im doing

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

What the fuck is it about the 80s that just made people lose it

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[sailorbrazil]

dress code to my funeral

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[1000soffreecursors]

[toastbutteregg]

[damianmcgintleman]

[catasters]

[nyanguardparty]

[crestedpengwing]

some kids built this outside my dorm.

[crestedpengwing]

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[evilkakyoin]

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

[evilkakyoin]

[pacificrim-archive]

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[ewaneneollav]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

yo why jon thick as hell

[flipflapjacks]

We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?

[geniusoflove]

no what u did is make it look like ur kid is gonna ask me please sir may i have some more

[geniusoflove]

this kid tried to sell me a newspaper . hes got a flat cap with burn marks on it. he watches other kids at the candy store and cries bc he dropped his only tuppence into the storm drain

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

real actual photo of me.