too lazy to make an official post but as everyone knows we will now function almost entirely on discord. acceptances are taking place there, etc. tumblr will be used for events and plot drops
welcome to hirsch & mintz, NEKO AND AMMA . oh, and of course to your friend quintavius "quentin" quire, harry osborn, claire standish, and kate marsh. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like tanner buchanan, zethphan smith-gneist, yandeh sallah, and sira-anna faal. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
* ░˙˓「 marvel , twenty two , demi man , he / they 」⁑ i thought i just saw TANNER BUCHANAN , heading to class , but no that was just QUINTAVIUS “QUENTIN” QUIRE, the SENIOR year PSYCHOLOGY major. the rumor around campus is HE WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR THINKING HE CAN READ MINDS . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, SELLING FAKE IDS FROM YOUR DORM, A COLLECTION OF GRAPHIC TEES, PLAYING THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, and the color PINK . ( ur worst nightmare, neko! )
░˙˓「 marvel , 22 , demiboy , he/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw ZETHPHAN SMITH-GNEIST, heading to class , but no that was just HARRY OSBORN, the FOURTH year SCREENWRITING major. the rumor around campus is HIS FATHER IS INVOLVED WITH THE SCHOOL'S RUMORED CULT . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, THE FEELING OF SILK SHEETS, DYING IN THE FINAL ACT, & BOTTLING YOUR TEARS, and the color GREEN . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
░˙˓「 the breakfast club , 23 , cis woman , she/her 」⁑ i thought i just saw YANDEH SALAH, heading to class , but no that was just CLAIRE STANDISH, the THIRD year EDUCATION major. the rumor around campus is SHE SKIPS SCHOOL TO GO SHOPPING . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, DIAMONDS HEAVY IN YOUR EARS, THINGS FALLING INTO PLACE FOR YOU, YOUR NAME WHISPERED EVERYWHERE, and the color PINK . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
░˙˓「 life is strange , 21 , cis woman , she/her 」⁑ i thought i just saw SIRA ANNA FAAL, heading to class , but no that was just KATE MARSH, the SECOND year THEOLOGY major. the rumor around campus is SHE ISNT AS INNOCENT AS SHE SEEMS . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, PRAYING FOR THE ANSWERS, BEING SOMEONES MUSE, A WARM SWEATER IN THE SUMMER, and the color BABY BLUE . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, PRONGS . oh, and of course to your friend allison reynolds. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like giorgia whigham. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
wednesday addams, kaneki ken, harley quinn, ian mckinley, adrien agreste, edith finch, erin ulmer, bela dimitrescu, betty brant, grace le domas, ilyana rasputina, karen smith, lydia deetz, narcissa malfoy, samantha fraser, bunny shéng, sylvie lushton, and tatum riley are open
░˙˓「 the breakfast club, twenty-two, non-binary, she/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw GIORGIA WHIGHAM, heading to class , but no that was just ALLISON REYNOLDS, the SOPHOMORE year ART HISTORY major. the rumor around campus is that they ARE A KLEPTOMANIAC. they’re the kind of person who reminds you of LACE UP DOC MARTINS, INK STAINS ON YOUR HANDS, BITE MARKS ON THE LID OF A PEN, and the color BLACK. ( prongs !! )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, VINYL . oh, and of course to your friend peter parker. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like bex taylor-klaus. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 marvel, twenty-two, non-binary, they/them 」⁑ i thought i just saw BEX TAYLOR-KLAUS, heading to class , but no that was just PETER PARKER, the SOPHOMORE year CHEMICAL ENGINEERING major. the rumor around campus is THEY HAVE SUPERPOWERS LIKE A SPIDER . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of ROAD RASH ON YOUR KNEES, WHITE CONVERSE STAINED WITH CITY WATER, OLD ROLLS OF CAMERA FILM, THE SMELL OF NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA, and the color CRIMSON . ( vinyl !! )
the magic, and the beautiful girl, disappears by the end of the night. it's not funny, i know, but also... isn't it ? just a little ? very reliable anonymous sources tell me that there is no such thing as the cloaked figures luna lovegood claims to have seen just moments before her disappearance. for once, this triangle is at loss for words. no one knows what happened in the woods just outside of campus, and maybe no one ever will, unless...
unless those who were found have something to say ?
see, upon being informed of the fictitious "cloaked people" in the woods, professors were sent out to search the area. no one in cloaks was found, but what was found ? was more greusome than they could've imagined. warren graham, skin around his right eye an angry red, with a swollen lid, and the eye itself looking cloudy. sherri valance, lips bleeding and mouth sloppily half stitched shut, as though someone was in a rush. and max mayfield, who i hear is missing her left ear entirely, but there was far too much blood to say for sure. the three students have been rushed to suzette general, where more information about their condition will hopefully be given to us soon.
could this all be the work of luna lovegood ? or is there more at play here ?
welcome to hirsch & mintz, AMMA . oh, and of course to your friend klaus hargreeves. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like archie renaux. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 the umbrella academy , 22 , nonbinary, he/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw ARCHIE RENAUX, heading to class , but no that was just FOUR "KLAUS" HARGREEVES, the THIRD year MORTUARY SCIENCE major. the rumor around campus is THEY CAN SPEAK TO THE DEAD . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, PLANNING YOUR FUNERAL, LAST NIGHT'S EYELINER, TRIPPING OVER THE END OF YOUR SKIRT, and the color PURPLE . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, HAYLEY . oh, and of course to your friend alexanda "alex" kasoy. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like antonia gentry. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
penny-lou, cloud strife, cassandra dimitrescu, and light yagami are open. sandy's fc is now dove cameron
░˙˓「 totally spies , twenty , demigirl , she/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw ANTONIA GENTRY, heading to class , but no that was just ALEXANDRA “ALEX” KASOY, the SOPHOMORE year ANIMAL BIOLOGY major. the rumor around campus is SHE’S A SPY . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, POST WORKOUT HIGHS, LONG DAYS IN THE SUN, TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE, SHOPPING ADDICTIONS , and the color YELLOW . ( hayley , 24 , she/her , est )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, PRONGS, NEKO, AND MACY . oh, and of course to your friends veronica von vamp, cindy moon, bruce banner, and janis ian. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like hailee steinfeld, adeline rudolph, dev patel, and mei pang. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 monster high , twenty two , cisfemale , she/her 」⁑ i thought i just saw HAILEE STEINFELD heading to class, but no that was just ELISSABAT VERNONICA VON VAMP, the SECOND year FILM major. the rumor around campus is SHE’S A VAMPIRE. they’re the kind of person who reminds you of A CROWN ATOP A HEAD OF PURPLE HAIR, SHARP FANG-LIKE TEETH, GOTHIC VICTORIAN-ESQUE CLOTHING and the color PLUM . ( prongs! )
░˙˓「 marvel , twenty two , cis woman , she / her 」⁑ i thought i just saw ADELINE RUDOLPH , heading to class , but no that was just CINDY MOON, the SECOND year JOURNALISM major. the rumor around campus is THEY WERE HIDDEN IN A BUNKER FOR TEN YEARS . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, KICKING DOWN LOCKED DOORS, A MILD CASE OF AGORAPHOBIA, AN OBSESSION WITH THE NINETIES, and the color RED . ( neko , 22 , she / they , est )
░˙˓「 marvel , thirty , nonbinary , he / they 」⁑ i thought i just saw DEV PATEL , heading to class , but no that was just BRUCE BANNER, the PHYSICS professor . the rumor around campus is HE HAS DID AND BAD ANGER ISSUES . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, WAKING UP IN TORN CLOTHES, NOT REMEMBERING THE NIGHT OR DAY BEFORE, A CRISP LABCOAT, and the color GREEN . ( neko , 22 , she / they , est)
░˙˓「 mean girls , 21 , non-binary , they/them 」⁑ i thought i just saw MEI PANG , heading to class , but no that was just JANIS IAN, the 4th year VISUAL ARTS major. the rumor around campus is THEY GOT INTO FIGHTS IN HIGH SCHOOL . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, IMPULSIVE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS, TALKING LOUDLY WITH YOUR HANDS, SNARKY COMMENTS WITH TEASING GRINS and the color BLACK (macy)
welcome to hirsch & mintz, POPPY . oh, and of course to your friend chloe sjoberg. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like carolina marie. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 bratz , 20, cis female, she/her」⁑ i thought i just saw CAROLINA MARIE , heading to class , but no that was just CLOE SJOBERG, the SECOND year SPORTS MEDICINE major. the rumor around campus is SHE HAS SEVERE ANXIETY AND OCD . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, ‘ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER’, PAINT PERMANENTLY UNDER FINGERNAILS, A KNACK FOR COMPETITION, KINDNESS TO EVERYONE, and the color BABY BLUE . ( P O P P Y it’s poppy…….)
welcome to hirsch & mintz, AMMA . oh, and of course to your friends samhain "sam" ripley and erin ulmer. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like charlie plummer and enya umanzor. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 trick 'r treat , 20 , nonbinary trans , he/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw CHARLIE PLUMMER, heading to class , but no that was just SAMHAIN "SAM" RIPLEY, the SECOND year PHILOSOPHY major. the rumor around campus is THEY ARE A DEMON . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, POORLY STIFLED LAUGHS, A FACE ALWAYS CONCEALED, A MOUTH FULL OF CAVITIES, and the color ORANGE . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
░˙˓「 final destination , 23 , demigirl , she/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw ENYA UMANZOR, heading to class , but no that was just ERIN ULMER, the FOURTH year ART major. the rumor around campus is THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MISSING STUDENT(S) . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, IF YOU KEEP ROLLING YOUR EYES THEY'LL GET STUCK LIKE THAT, HANDS STAINED WITH HAIR DYE, EMBARRASSING NICKNAMES, and the color RED . ( amma, 21 , they/them , est )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, KIRA . oh, and of course to your friend ian mckinley. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like remington leith. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 final destination , twenty-three , male , he/him 」⁑ i thought i just saw REMINGTON LEITH , heading to class , but no that was just IAN MCKINLEY, the SENIOR year ART DESIGN major. the rumor around campus is HE HAS A SEVERE FEAR OF HEIGHTS. they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, HIDING INSECURITY BEHIND SARCASM, A CYNICAL OUTLOOK ON LIFE, GOING NOWHERE AT YOUR OWN PACE, and the color FAVORITE COLOR . (kira)
welcome to hirsch & mintz, POPPY . oh, and of course to your friend sarah bailey. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like maría isabel. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 the craft , 23 , demi female, she/they 」⁑ i thought i just saw MARÍA ISABEL , heading to class , but no that was just SARAH BAILEY, the JUNIOR year ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS / ASTRONOMY major. the rumor around campus is SHE HAS A SUPERNATURAL GIFT PASSED DOWN FROM HER MOTHER . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, THE FEELING OF A CLEAN RAIN; RENEWAL; THE TURN OF THE SEASONS; FRESH FLOWER BLOOMS, and the color GREEN . ( its poppy.... :>) )
welcome to hirsch & mintz, ERA AND MOUSE . oh, and of course to your friends betty brant, sylvie lushton, oikawa tooru, and miya atsumu. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like cindy kimberly, sophie simnett, ryusei yokohama, and sota fukushi. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
bunny, moanica d'kay, and maddy perez are now open
░˙˓「 mcu , twenty two , cis female , she/her 」⁑ i thought i just saw CINDY KIMBERLY , heading to class , but no that was just BETTY BRANT, the THIRD year JOURNALISM major. the rumor around campus is HER FAMILY LOST THEIR MONEY DO TO HER BROTHER’S GAMBLING ADDICTION . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, PLAID SKIRTS, LATE NIGHT COFFEE, TYPEWRITER, and the color CREAM . ( era , twenty one , she/her , pst ) ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ░˙˓「 mcu , twenty three , cis female , she/her 」⁑ i thought i just saw SOPHIE SIMNETT , heading to class , but no that was just SYLVIE LUSHTON, the FOURTH year ASTROPHYSICS major. the rumor around campus is SHE DOESN’T KNOW HER PARENTS . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, BEST GUESS, CRYSTALS, MYSTICISM, and the color GREEN . ( era , twenty one , she/her , pst )
░˙˓「 haikyuu , twenty-one , male , he/him 」⁑ i thought i just saw RYUSEI YOKOHAMA , heading to class , but no that was just OIKAWA TOORU, the THIRD year CULINARY major. the rumor around campus is HE BADLY INJURED HIS KNEE IN HIGHSCHOOL AND FREQUENTLY PUSHES HIMSELF PAST HIS OWN BOUNDARIES TO REACH HIS GOALS . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, LATE NIGHTS STUDYING WITH HOMEMADE FOOD, CUTESY NICKNAMES FOR FRIENDS AND STRANGERS ALIKE, and STUBBORNLY MEAN MEN OBSESSED WITH SPORTS, and the color TURQUOISE . ( mouse , twenty-three , she/her , est )
░˙˓「 haikyuu , nineteen , male , he/him 」⁑ i thought i just saw SOTA FUKUSHI , heading to class , but no that was just MIYA ATSUMU, the SECOND year BUSINESS major. the rumor around campus is HE'S A CANDIDATE FOR THE OLYMPIC LEAGUE VOLLEYBALL TEAM . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR DYE, ANNOYING TWIN BROTHERS, and VOLLEYBALL STADIUMS FILLED WITH FANS, and the color GOLD . ( mouse , twenty-three , she/her , est )
lana condor - half-korean. hillary trinh - half-vietnamese. check ur facts first and then accept apps or just stop adminning groups. 🙄
hey non ! lana condor is actually vietnamese and so is hillary ! we check everything before accepting and i actually changed my ziggy fc to match cindy once we got her.
welcome to hirsch & mintz, NEKO . oh, and of course to your friend gwen stacy. that’s funny, i could’ve sworn they looked like kail peery. nevermind that ! someone will be with you shortly to give you the key to your dorm
░˙˓「 marvel , twenty two , cis woman , she / her 」⁑ i thought i just saw KAIL PEERY , heading to class , but no that was just GWEN STACY, the THIRD year CHEMISTRY major. the rumor around campus is SHE WASN'T AT SCHOOL LAST YEAR BECAUSE SHE WAS IN JAIL FOR KILLING HER BEST FRIEND . they’re the kind of person who reminds you of, DRUMMING ON THE NEAREST SURFACE, THE INDENT OF SAFETY GOOGLES ON YOUR NOSE, THE SMELL OF HAIR BLEACH AT THREE AM, and the color TEAL . ( neko , 22 , she / they , est )
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