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Welcome my fellow friends this mess of a blog

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[kristina100000]

awesome picture how do i move on now from this moment

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[under-the-arch]

No, Calvin was right

[distributing-direwolves]

Calvin was 100% right.

[turtletotem]

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[knittyboi]

Going through old pattern booklets i forgot i had; please enjoy this vagina cardigan

[abigail-nicole]

OP i need to knit this i need it i need it im a professional gynecologist and i need to wear a vagina sweater to work

[knittyboi]

!!! PLEASE DO THIS !!!

I will scan the pattern for you just say the word

[abigail-nicole]

Raiding my stash ready to swatch I will be held accountable for this

[knittyboi]

Go ahead and get yonic with it!! I scanned the whole booklet for yucks, there are some great late 80s patterns in there. The file sharing link should be good thru 10-06-26, if it expires just shoot me a message and I'll re-upload

https://limewire.com/d/sDP3G#4JbcmhiLHe

[abigail-nicole]

AHHHHHHH VAGINA SWEATER

[hoziernatural]

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[philologique]

Let's make a fancy lemonade!

Lemon juice

Lime juice

Calamansi juice

Ginger

Basil seeds

Fresh mint

Sugar

Water

Ice

Voting ended onJul 5

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table