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@mira-allenson
Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.
what the fuck
nuke this fucking hell website
I don’t understand anything anymore honestly
everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op
Maybe he's secretly running....
Draco: One day we will look back on this and laugh
Harry: Our house is on fire
Draco: Your point ?
Genya: Aren't you supposed to be training?
Kuwei eating on a chair : This is way too good to miss out , The king and Brekker are figthing over who´s team would win on a fight and Brekker refuses to concede even one win over Nikolai.
Nikolai: No offense Brekker, but your leg...
Kaz: I had a harder training in the screets that made me tougher than either of you put together
Nikolai: Alright! But what about Tamar? Sure your wraith is terrific but-
Kaz: "But?" You better not follow up on that-
Nikolai: Tamar is a heartrender and axes win over knifes
Kaz: Please, you can't sneak on someone with axes.
Nikolai: Sneaking is not everything! But i asume you would never admit anyone could beat Inej (even if it´s true) ...
Kaz: Don't make me call her for telling lies
Nikolai: But you have to give this on to me: David and Van Eck has no question
Kaz: Of course not
Nikolai: Well, at least-
Kaz: Wylan could clean the floor with Kostyk if he wanted
Nikolai: You are insane, David is a grisha and taller than him
Kaz: Wylan can do anything without powers, and he is a ruthless bitch who knows what to say to destroy you. While Kostyk , i could wack him with my cane and he would apologize.
David: I mean, i know the paintwork may be damaged
Nikolai: Alright , i didn't want to use this card but you left me no choice; Zoya! no one on your team would last against her. And don't tell me "Nina" , Dragon beats zombies , everyone knows that.
Kaz: Oh really, what about: A zombie dragon? Thats two points on Nina
Nikolai: You don't even know if she can do that! Just admit the defeat this time
Kaz: I will when you trow me an actual decent figther , i will allow it
Nikolai: i got one, if we put Tolya and Helvar in a fight, are you willing to give Helvar a compliment in order to win the argument?
Kaz: Oh no, he would beat up Helvar
Matthias: Hey!
Kaz: I mean, forget Yul Bataar. Even the pipsqueak Starkov with her bare hands or her brainless pet could take Matthias-
Matthias: HEY!
Kaz: Oh calm down, they are not here. They can't feel insulted
Matthias: I AM!
Kaz: But i am not dumb enought to pit your big tree against Matthias. If thats your player, mine would be Jesper.
Nikolai: Now you are just bluffing . He is smaller and only uses those guns while Tolya is a powefull grisha (why is Nhaban laugthing?).
Kaz: This is more about your man´s weakness. He is terrified of Jesper, he almost fainted when we intorduced them
Nikolai: No way, is that true?
Tolya: The yellow pants, Sir "cringes" the yellow pants
Sirius, trying to get Regulus out of his room: Regulus just come out already
Regulus, panicking: I'm trans and ace
Sirius: ...that's not what I meant
Ginny: There are two types of asexual people.
Ginny, pointing at neville: ones that make innuendos accidently and don't realise.
Neville: I DON'T- do I...
Ginny, pointing at Luna: -and ones that make them on purpose, knowing full well what they mean.
Luna: Yes I do.
Orion: You two must continue the Black family blood line
Closeted gay Sirius: *nervously laughs* Ok then
Closeted asexual Regulus: *nervously gulps* of course father
Draco: oh suck my dick
Ron: I'm ace actually so no thank you
Draco: okay first of all thank you for being comfortable enough to tell me, and as a member of the aspec community I welcome you. But also I still hate you
Charlie: people call me gay for not being into women.
Charlie: but I'm pretty sure a requirement for being gay is to be into men.
Charlie: I'm not into men either.
Harry: I get called gay for being into men.
Harry: but I like women too-
Charlie: hmm...
Charlie: do you want to form an alliance with me?
Harry: Hell yeah I do!
Harry: people making incorrect assumptions on our sexualities-
Charrlie: aspec-bi solidarity right here.
I'm genuinely curious about what would happen if Kaz Brekker and Loki Laufeyson met.
“Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done”
Kaz had built those places from nothing. They were testaments to what he’d done for the Dregs.
Jesper and Kaz are probably one of my favorite friend duos bc at first glance it feels like the bubbly extrovert just adopted the grumpy introvert and wore him down into friendship - and you can tell that’s how Jesper sees it too. A classic take.
However, the more you get to know Kaz, the more you realize that in actuality it was probably Kaz walking over and being like, “yeah, you see that guy? The piece of trash wearing the entire color spectrum? The dumbass who won’t shut the fuck up? Who flirts with a paper bag? Yeah, that one. The guy clearly trying to hide he’s Grisha like nobody else is going to notice? Uh-huh. The gambling disaster who reminds me of my dead brother and is gonna cause me some residual trauma to be around? Yeah, that bitch. The clown whose sharpshooting talents I can exploit in my gang? Yep. Exactly. Him. Yeah, so - I call dibs. And no, he is absolutely not allowed to know he’s my friend. I’m sending two guys to beat the shit out of him as we speak.”
And it’s even funnier to me because the essence of the friendship just strikes me as…
Jesper: Yeah, Kaz has no choice but to be my friend even if he doesn’t want to be. I practically bullied him into it (:
Kaz, internally: It’s hilarious you think this relationship was ever your decision (:
"The crows crossing Nina bridal carrying Kaz"
Jesper: ...
Kaz pouting and arms crossed: I forbid you to say anything
Jesper:
Nina: He sprained his ankle, it was this or over my shoulder. We need a healer
Jesper:...
Jesper: "Burst out laugthing"
Kaz: Shut up
Inej: Kaz, how could you do this to me? You know Nina and i have something special
Kaz: Inej!
Nina: Aww, i´ll carry you later
Matthias: "sigh" i never thought i´d be jelaous of you for being a wimp
Jesper: HAHAHAHA!!
Kaz: You know Jesper, you are only laugthing because you think be carried is against gender stereotypes. How shame Jes
Jesper: No, i like when Nina carries me. But being held like a baby is against "you" stereotypes! And you are frowning like a wet cat
Kuwei: And i thought you were scary, you look kind of adorable like that
Kaz: You know, i would dislike you less if you were like Wylan. He is just there, drawing and minding his own bussiness...
Kaz: Are you sketching this?!
Wylan: "hides notebook behind his back"
the duality of men? no. the duality of kaz brekker. how can one person have the most showstopping, heartbreaking line that is the whole 'i'd come for you ' monologue and then do a 360 and be like 'my mother is ketterdam, she birthed me in the harbor. my father-'
Why do I feel like Nina and Jesper would try to be representatives for Kanej? Like. Kaz and Inej have admitted to dating for exactly one week and out of nowhere Nina and Jesper just sit across from one another at a table like-
Nina: Hello, Mr. Fahey. I will handling Inej Ghafa’s affairs in this relationship.
Jesper: Understood. I will be handling Kaz Brekker’s.
Nina: Understood. Let’s begin. My client is clearly the one who has settled in this relationship. I think that entitles her to being on the receiving end of more effort.
Jesper: Hm. You see, I’m at a disadvantage here because I am actually a fan of your client.
Nina: Naturally.
Jesper: Of course. However, I must present the judge with the following case - when Inej Ghafa was kidnapped by Jan Van Eck, who was it that saved her? Uh-huh. Kaz Brekker. His effort levels clearly are satisfactory. Furthermore, he bought her a boat AND found her parents.
Nina: Objection. Conjecture.
Wylan: Sustained.
Jesper: Bullshit but okay. Next order of business. My client is - in layman’s terms - kind of a dick. I’m proposing an increased patience clause in this contract-
Nina: over my dead body-
Wylan: Order!
Kaz: …..all of you get out.
Wylan: Mr. Brekker, I don’t want to have to hold you for contempt of the court.
Kaz: Inej, give me my cane-
Inej: Hold on a second, Kaz. My lawyer is actually pretty good.
Jesper: No. The judge is simply biased because I forgot to kiss him goodbye this morning.
Kaz: The judge is a puppet. Ketterdam is a lawless land.
Nina: Your honor, do you see what my client is subjected to?
Jesper: Kaz, for the love of Ghezen, stop talking! You’re going to ruin this for us!
firmly believe that if the rest of the crows could see kaz's pov like us readers they would mock him so much more than they do wylan.
like these assholes learnt that wylan plays the flute and fucking ran with it, if they were aware kaz fucking brekker vomitted up literally bombs he swallowed down during the heist they would never let him live it down. it would be like
jesper: right and then we're using these bombs so you can have those-
kaz: *starts to take the bombs*
jesper: *pulls back* oop don't swallow them tho haha
kaz: what
wylan: and then we have those chloropellets
nina: which we are not eating yea??
all the other crows *looking pointedly at kaz*: not eating
kaz: ...
kaz: *walking around the deck chewing something in his mouth*
jesper: *sighs putting his palm out in front of kaz's face* spit that lockpick out right now come on go on spit it out
kaz: i'm not fucking
all the other crows with their palms out running after kaz: sPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW
wylan: yea i play the flute i guess
jesper: oh you little rich boy
inej: little posh boy
nina: posh boy only knows flute only knows *poor imitation of segull screaming flute noise*
kaz: fluatist
wylan: *desperate wave of arms* kaz literally regurgitated a whole laboratory experiment and this is what you hold onto fucking let it go already i'm-
jesper: and like i don't get it like it's cool but in an infuriating way y'know
wylan: no yeah exactly exactly that like, like it's cool-
jesper: like what does he think he's fuck- fucking- rico from madagascar pulling that shit
wylan: -but like in theory yknow it's cool in theory for example-
jesper: just fucking opens his mouth wide and pulls out three whole bombs i mean he's not a suitcase like literally what the fuck-
wylan: -like oh haha yea i swallowed down bombs but as a joke not actually y'know
kaz: *spits out a blade or something probably*
matthias: ....
nina: ...
inej: ... i can't believe i'm in love with you.
jesper: oH ARE YOU FUUVKIN-
wylan: calm down babe
nina: and i'm the drama i mean seriously
Inej: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Kaz: more like what doesn’t kill me better start running.
