Doctor “dramatic Bitch” Who

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[miraclegay]

I know its for the better

this is my first time doing a cropped amv ..... it took far too long to figure out how to make it a square >:(

[allcheers-allfears]

[duocordaut]

things I WANT from doctor WHO: be WOKE as possible reduce BUDGET have good ass SOUNDTRACK create BAD SFX and most IMPORTANTLY feature THE MASTER

[leeloii]

face card

[vampiricbatz]

blood-covered iantos for anyone who cares <3

[miraclegay]

God david tenant’s doctor is just such a sweet little wet cat. Like a teenage boy crying in front of his grandfather. He’s 900 years old but hes also 25. And he’s going to die. Fuck.

[miraclegay]

The biggest problem with the time lord victorious plot is it SHOULD make you hate the doctor. But theyre too scared to make david tenant hateable and i imagine the literal fan base climate would have rioted even worse at matt smith had they made ten hateable. But he should have been even worse after waters of mars and then only had the one breakdown at the end of his season. Whatever that ep is called.

[miraclegay]

Such a gd cop out for the dr to make tentoo. I know why but fuck that. Does anyone have any fics that are a rewrite of journey’s end but the dr actually regenerates

[miraclegay]

I KNOW i literally said this last yr but the stolen earth and journey’s end are so good. What the fuck. Its so fun to have sarah jane and torchwood around

[miraclegay]

The scene w wilfred and the Italian family (???) in turn left when theyre going to labour camps is genuinely so heartbreaking and moving the guy who plays both the dad and wilfred are so good. So so good.

[miraclegay]

Love watching reviews of seasons of doctor who I haven’t seen bc it generally tells me what season is the reviewers favorite and thus what they most like about doctor who. And then i can walk away knowing theyre all wrong and the best season is in fact season 1.

[miraclegay]

They should let me write for doctor who. They’d never go anywhere and only ever have sexual tension. But it’d be good.

[earofboe]

people calling janto old man yaoi cracks me up. my brother in christ ianto jones is twenty three (23) years of age. don’t geriatrify us

[rlaehrwk21]

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

[miraclegay]

One day someone will have the balls to call the doctor out on his troves of fag hags…… but until that day companions will ask the same “and out of those mates, how many were girls?”

[cipher-fresh]

“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston

[spocktoy]

nuwho doctors ranked by fuckability (extremely subjective, inspired by several voice memos between a friend and myself at 2am, with full understanding that being the doctor implies a preestablished unfuckability):

1. tenteen/tenthree/fourteen

poses the question what if the tenth doctor was less annoying, more grown, and gayer. the answer to the question is let me take you out please please please just one chance please whatever you want babygirl I’m begging please you’re so responsible and youre working on your commitment issues and that’s soooo hot please

2. ninth doctor

deep in the trenches of his post-war trauma and blatantly in love w his best friend but also. why does he cruise. look at him he’d cruise a little bit. idk babe I cannot explain it to you I just think he’d let me blow him a little in the alley behind some alien club and then I’d never see him again. yeah he was thinking about jack/rose the whole time and then felt so guilty he left w out saying anything but it was still kinda …

3. thirteenth doctor

ok I know this is actually insane but what if I could fix her. I know this is because I’ve read way too many fics where she uses physical intimacy to compensate for being unable to give or receive verbal comfort from her loved ones and also I think jodie is hot but . what if

4. twelfth doctor

probably the doctor I’m most physically/emotionally attracted to but also he’s kind of busy. like between clara and river and missy his relationship dossier is kinda full and I’m like not needing to get in the middle of all that, nor do I think he has the desire to do more than he’s already doing. if he wants to have a little flirty thing like he did with psy though I would be alllll over that.

5. fifteenth doctor

OBJECTIVELY the most fuckable doctor. however subjectively. we are two drunk girls making out in the club like we’re having fun but this is not doing it for either of us. we are best friends and fully recognize how hot we both are but this is three minutes of kissing and grinding and then “omg….. we’re so crazzyyyyy….. that was so silllyyyyyy…..”

6. tenth doctor

yes he’s pretty but girl SHUTTTT UUUUPPPPP. one of those times where someone hot knows they’re hot and instead of it being a “confidence is sexy” moment you just want to slam a door in their face. I say all this fully aware that if he flirted w me the way he flirts with martha in “smith and jones” I would fold in an instant but I do not care. I know too much. Go pine and leave me alone.

7. eleventh doctor

listen this is not about matt smith ok i think matt smith is incredibly sexy and charming and all of those things ok. but like. absolutely not. oh my god no. no no way. the physics wouldn’t allow it the idea of even touching his bare skin above the wrist is awful.