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i'm trying Art Fight again this year. go to my profile in the next month if you want an ass kicking

➡️https://artfight.net/~serenityfails

They say "kill the cop that lives inside you" which is good and necessary advice for over-policing your inner thoughts, but I'd like to add: sometimes you gotta let in a tiny eccentric detective to vacation inside you

Say, if you find yourself thinking "I can't have an eating disorder because I'm too fat" you might need to have a little dude in a smoking jacket with a pipe and immaculately groomed moustache around to point out "But that's PRECISELY what someone with an eating disorder would say!"

Then you could say, thank you, eccentric detective that vacations inside me. That is really something to consider. But then if you see him getting too comfy, maybe eyeing your tastefully appointed embroidered upholstery, you'd have to kill him. Because you gotta kill the cop that lives inside you.

#if the detective and the cop start making out and i start fujoshing out is that copaganda...

wagitfag

picklesbaseball

magikonch

#waow

rickybabyboy

okay maybe i cute my paws

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his side, he is smiling and has his paws folded up

sludgebones

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

yugiohz

who looks more stupid

possessed Sam

possessed Dean

Remaining time: 5 hours 33 minutes

#jackles in his peaky blinders phase #spn

killerqueenmp3

laura-the-swarming

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

retquits

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it can make it feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

a God Sized Hole you say