The Salt & Pepper Diner

This blog contains my ramblings, assorted fandoms, and stuff I think is hilarious.

[qs-prn]

[beemovieerotica]

please pray for our american hero

[beemovieerotica]

HOPE FOR THE WORLD

[penandinkprincess]

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

[thememedaddy]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

ADORABLE AMERICAN ROYALTY UPDATE! ❤️❤️

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

it's gonna be the twins first ever groundhog day this week and the groundhog club wants to make sure EVERYBODY knows that these babies WILL die. help.

[wifehaver103947]

[catchymemes]

[garbagebinne]

[wizardarchetypes]

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

[mylittleredgirl]

mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

Pouring one out for David Lynch but the liquid appears to be fading gradually out of existence before hitting the ground. Rip

[divineofficial]

John Waters and David Lynch at Bob’s Big Boy, Los Angeles, CA, 1979 💔

[mirandasmadness]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[mirandasmadness]