[flaskrobonoid]

IN THE CLUB STRAIGHT UP FORGETTING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[metanarrates]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[metanarrates]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[metanarrates]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[metanarrates]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[metanarrates]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[papayajuan2019]

my problem is that i call everyone bro, especially my sisters

[dragoncarrion]

you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

[animentality]

[my-midlife-crisis]

[ralfmaximus]

Headline writer: Cunty McCuntface Who is a Massive Cunt, has introduced a bill--

Editor: we can't run that

Headline writer: FINE

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Dear diary. Doing a little trolling used to pay the bills. Can’t even afford those little curly noodle packets nowadays. I opened my wallet at the self checkout and a little fly flew out just like the movies. Had to steal from Walmart again.

[misceroni-and-cheese]

If anyone is curious, im a left leaning trans disabled person with blue hair. No im not even fucking joking. That person is just making bullshit assumptions. I just thought their initial statement was silly and they were defending it a little too hard, as if Harry Potter himself went and killed their family dog. Rowling is a cunt. But you can like a book from your childhood. You can like a character that was sentimental to you, even if the creator turned out to be a jackass. That doesn’t automatically make you a bad person, that’s ridiculous.

You also might not have very many options, especially as a poor person. You might have to live off of cheap food and cheap materials. That also doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. It’s just surviving and enjoying what you can in a fucked up situation. Good on you if you want to dedicate your life to abstaining from anything even remotely controversial. Honestly, that is admirable. But it’s not attainable for everyone.

Yeah corporate greed is fucked up but some people take advantage of those big store coupons to get their kids food on the cheap. Some people don’t have bus routes nearby, or they might live in a place too dangerous to ride a bike to work. Some parents let their kids watch Disney movies and wait to tell them about Walt’s frozen head until they grow up. You can’t demonize an entire group of people based on something that isn’t inherently evil. You have to be specific if you want to call out some real assholes. This world is full of grey areas. So… just be specific?

TLDR; being a dick to everyone that likes a fictional character rather than the author is stupid, why not just name the author? Would that not have gotten as many notes because it’s not even a hot take on here? Anyway. Lmfao.

[uptownthots]

you are a bad person for liking Harry Potter btw

[misceroni-and-cheese]

You are also a bad person for going to any large fast food chain restaurant, any large chain grocery store, watching disney movies, buying a rug, driving a car, buying clothes firsthand, buying anything made in china, ordering from amazon, owning land, listening to music, having a phone,

[uptownthots]

^ this guy gets it !!

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Let’s fucking go man I hate people that do things

[uptownthots]

oh you people wanna be victims so bad

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Yeah sure dude, it’s not just the stick that’s so far up your ass that you look like a scarecrow. I’m just goofin

[uptownthots]

this post is awesome because it seems to attract the very specific group of people who insist they don’t read or aren’t fans of Harry Potter but are determined to get pissy in its honor anyway. I NEED to defend the sanctity of Cho Chang and fatphobia and tens of thousands of dollars to the I Hate Trans People Foundation NOW!!

[misceroni-and-cheese]

I ain’t reading all that ngl but you go lil dude, im gonna pirate Harry Potter to see what all the fuss is about

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[uptownthots]

you are a bad person for liking Harry Potter btw

[misceroni-and-cheese]

You are also a bad person for going to any large fast food chain restaurant, any large chain grocery store, watching disney movies, buying a rug, driving a car, buying clothes firsthand, buying anything made in china, ordering from amazon, owning land, listening to music, having a phone,

[uptownthots]

^ this guy gets it !!

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Let’s fucking go man I hate people that do things

[uptownthots]

oh you people wanna be victims so bad

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Yeah sure dude, it’s not just the stick that’s so far up your ass that you look like a scarecrow. I’m just goofin

[yesornopolls]

did you beat at least one videogame this year?

Did you beat at least one video game this year?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 14, 2024

[misceroni-and-cheese]

“HUORGGGHH”

-the security guard guy from subway surfers

[uptownthots]

you are a bad person for liking Harry Potter btw

[misceroni-and-cheese]

You are also a bad person for going to any large fast food chain restaurant, any large chain grocery store, watching disney movies, buying a rug, driving a car, buying clothes firsthand, buying anything made in china, ordering from amazon, owning land, listening to music, having a phone,

[uptownthots]

^ this guy gets it !!

[misceroni-and-cheese]

Let’s fucking go man I hate people that do things

[uptownthots]

you are a bad person for liking Harry Potter btw

[misceroni-and-cheese]

You are also a bad person for going to any large fast food chain restaurant, any large chain grocery store, watching disney movies, buying a rug, driving a car, buying clothes firsthand, buying anything made in china, ordering from amazon, owning land, listening to music, having a phone,

[stylecouncil]