Unnatural

I'm Ryan, 30, gay and trans he/hims. My favorite things include weed, dogs, and dirt.

[flimflix]

boiled caterpillars!

[mischiefmeat]

I love smoking weed until I see Silent Hill and then running on my Gazelle gliding machine made by Tony Little

[mischiefmeat]

Last night I ate dinner and this morning I did not wake up sickly and nauseous. We may be onto something here, boys.

[mischiefmeat]

I love talking to my microwave I love you my microwave

[mischiefmeat]

I don't know where else to say this so I have to say it here FUCK old people anyone 70+ fuck you anyone 60+ you're fuckin pushin it

If your Pop pop or Gamgam has memory issues you CANNOT let them out in the world alone they come into my shoe shop and confuse the fuck out of me and my employees I'm at my fuckin limit

And my dog just died so im angry AND sad so fuck you too thanks for reading <3

[dreissigconversion-moving]

[girlnephew]

[gjengangeren]

[slenderman-blog]

People are disgusting.

People are disgusting. They deserve to suffer. That’s why Slenderman is here.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

actually what i'm trying to be all about

[pjackk]

Im to boil my effigy so those curses goes away and i can bust again

[deep-state-partisan]

[louisegluckpdf]

starting a collection

[oneheadtoanother]

[thyrell]

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

[evilvillain123456789]

Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[compassionmakesushuman]

[id: an in-game screenshot of Alduin (Skyrim) with text saying, in all caps, "Fuck you Im' a draogn and Im' gay and transgender". End id.]