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Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005

what the fuck

fucks-spock

melbournemethod

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

deconstructedcunt

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

deaddogbrain

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me

like the social justice version of 'are they nice to the waiter'

tyger-land

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

wizzard890

wastehound-voof-deactivated2024

cheaphalloweencostume

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

cheaphalloweencostume

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

morgannalefey

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

cheaphalloweencostume

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

despazito

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.