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wow

[axeystuff]

[thewritershandbook]

[archivehead]

what’s good homeboy

[maxknightley]

[pacificrim-archive]

Christmas miracle

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Take a chuckle y’all:

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[gups1-deactivated20190805]

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

im walking on campus and a guy on a skateboard just mumbled “they were suddenly startled by the sound of a skateboard coming from nowhere.” as he passed a group of people.

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

hey guys billy mays here with the

contract killing!

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

burt’s betrayal 

[godlyemoticons]

[scultorsclayground-deactivated2]

[prettylittlesuffermachine-deact]

i think im overqualified for this position

[wheremyshrimps]

everyone shut up for a second i think i heard one of my shrimps call my name

[babbydriver]

there are only 2 images here but there’s also somehow 9 Moods

[voremegriffin]

Disappointment, Cunning, Anger

Discomfort, Sarcasm, Revulsion

Love, Fear, Distain

I am open to criticism.

[ablubluh]

hey yeah i agree with your analysis but i do have some small criticisms re: your username vis a vis it’s pretty bad

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

oh fuck

[screenshotsofdespair]

Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl.