M is for Margaret

21. Outdoor Rec major. Engaged. Hufflepuff. Livin' it up in southern Illinois. I like dogs more than people and believe that my roommate is a part of the illuminiti.

[traitspourtraits]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[cumaeansibyl]

I’ve said it before: if scattered trash is a legitimate art installation, then cleaning it up is legitimate performance art and she should also get thousands of dollars for her incisive commentary

[ariebelmarie]

Make your girl never want anybody else.

(via stoned-nigga)

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[lordsnaccs-deactivated20181230]

I need this please for the love of god

[leakedinlondon]

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

[leakedinlondon]

[fangirltofangod]

too beautiful not to reblog

[piscespoppy]

I am so proud of this person

[afrothekobold]

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

[leakedinlondon]

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

[medalaleafwhisperold]

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

[leakedinlondon]

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

[rosewileson-deactivated20171110]

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

[leakedinlondon]

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :((( 

[wheres-coral-blog]

IT GOT BETTER

[neutralmuds]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[morningclarity]

[dignitea]

[fight-me-tater-tot]

Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like

why

why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,

why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl

and then you just sit there

holding it

[brendaonao3]

I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.

[boopifer]

I think that one curl does it out of spite

[marstheworld]

“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[petyrbaelishs]

Exclusive new Game of Thrones clip aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live, April 19, 2016!

[97june]

my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”

[starfieldcanvas]

imagine your otp

[kittiezandtittiez]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dapper af. (photo by s1rweeze)

[mothurs]