Not All Those Who Wonder Are Lost

But I sure as hell am

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When I wear good highlight

Me: *walks into the living room* Mom: why is your face so shiny? Me: I am god

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this user is a slytherin

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People may think I'm talking about someone I know. But I'm just talking about Kili

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this user loves their dog

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Some people

Sometimes there are just some people that piss you off so much. Like there existence angers you

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[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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Two Tales, One Family

[jennyjoanxo-deactivated20161124]

ocean ask

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

sails: describe your perfect partner.

lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?

shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?

mermaid: most embarrassing moment?

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

waves: favourite season and why?

breakers: would you ever consider getting married?

seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.

rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?

sunlight: least favourite song?

marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?

boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor? 

seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?

siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

tropic: what is your least favourite thing about your appearance?

aquamarine: describe your dream date.

brine: gold or silver?

tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?

azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?

fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.

coastline: what is your favourite flower?

shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?

voyage: what are your favourite names?

shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.

cerulean: do you believe in true love?

shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.

[myblueemoon]

THESE ARE SO CUTE ASK ME PLSS

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Plz

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Caption this

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When you forget to take the rolls out of the oven but they're not burnt

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I never understood this show and i don’t want to

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@therealjacksepticeye I thought this might amuse you

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I have something short

And sweet to say. @therealjacksepticeye PLZ NOTICE ME

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Sometimes you just gotta walk your Septiceye @therealjacksepticeye (some credit goes to the creators of Mimi and Kawaii Potato)

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So.. so like

If you wing it then sometimes you can fly away from your problems

[thehumantrampoline]

A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

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This information is actually useful.  Thanks for posting.

[gomer21xx]

ALL OF THIS, A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS, A BURGER, AND AN EXTRA LARGE SHAKE!

Seriously, I drive trucks as my day job and I can’t tell you how many times people pull this kind of bullshit!

WE CANNOT STOP ON A DIME, PEOPLE!

[atopfourthwall]

IN A BATTLE BETWEEN YOU AND THE TRUCK, THE TRUCK WILL WIN.

THE TRUCK WILL ALWAYS WIN.