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my comedy professor: "never thought I'd have to say that Shrek is a controversial character"

my professor: RENT IS FUCKING SHITTY. STAY HOME THERE'S FREE LAUNDRY AND FOOD, JUST STAY HOME

Overheard Convos

"Oh I'll just execute myself"

Overheard Conversations

"I just want to buy a one bedroom house by the beach for like 1200 or less monthly. Not rent though, buy."

At the bus stop

ALEXANDER HAMILTON WAS SUCH A SLUT

Time to take a 12 hour nap

If you need me,, don't

I just had to ask to share a table with a stranger in the dining hall and I am mortified

"Everybody's straight in Hobbit Land"

- My professor on the end of Lord of the Rings

“He’s a fucker! Just leave him! Silly bitch!”

- My professor to Ophelia about Hamlet

Talking about Great Expectations: ORLICK WANTS TO TAKE OUT THE PIPSTER

Survey of English Lit

My English Lit professor: Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy? NO WH O IS YOUR FATHER?

My professor brought her dog to class and now no one is paying attention to the lecture, including the professor.

Latin

Prof: Neminem means Nobody in Latin. Do you know how you can remember that?

...

Prof: Eminem’s brother is Neminem and he’s a nobody

Latin

*Referring to Julius Caesar* Hah, yeah ol’ JC

"If you ever see a guy wearing a leather jacket but some ugly ass Reeboks you know he's got issues"

Dining Hall

"Consolidate.... bitches"

Dining Hall

"Its just one party man, come on." "If I don't graduate college I am holding you personally responsible Tyler."

Misha's College Adventures